Poosaster

A combination of Poo and Disaster. Any type of awkward social situation precipitated by the presence of feces.

"I shat my pants at the party. It was a poosaster!"

by ColumbiaUniversityFoodService May 10, 2010

podmaster

Leader of the pack, the gang, the squad. Usually very tall dude named Ethan, who is feared by little freshman boys and girls. THE POD MASTER.

Might do drugs in the bathroom.

Ethan: What did you call me again, podmaster?
Xavier: POD MASTER

by Podmasters Apprentice July 8, 2022

Poonmeister Chang

the poonmeister chang is an increasingly popular sex position used mainly by playa's and absolute idiots, having started in the North of England. It is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. The act must take place with one or more poon BUT it is best to have no connection to them - other than yor penis. This is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you cum, you shout 'CHANG!' in her innocent little face, then you pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting 'CHANG!!!!' in her face til she gives you the right fuckin' answer.

Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.

'CHANG MOTHAFUCKA!!'

'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009

poonmate

a synonym for "friend with benefits". more modern and hip sounding.

Hey Ray, who was that your girl you were talking to?

na, that's just my poonmate.

by BigWangDave September 14, 2010

Poonmastervan

A nickname to any male who successfully scares a female into changing her daily routine to avoid him. Or a male who uses friends to hang out with chicks and tells his friends he hangs out with a lot of females.

Dude, here comes Poonmastervan, I heard he hung out with mass chicks last night!

by JPiscool May 1, 2009

poocrasterbating

pooping, procrastinating, and masturbating all at the same time. basically a lonely man's blumpkin.

Tanya: What took you so long? We've been waiting here forever.

Tim: Sorry, I was poocrasterbating.

Tanya: What's that?

Tim: I don't know but my hand's pretty sore.

by razzledazzle69 April 16, 2011

Pawnmaster

A person highly skilled in the control of pawns over the internet, usually through scapegoating; a person skilled in scamming others.

I think he's a pawnmaster because I lost all my money today.

by Mike L. Bishop November 18, 2010