Poncakes

Made by kenzie on a bus he randomly says it vut its a famous word its real slang in Dumfries and galloway

I am very hungry granny can i have a poncakes

by Matthew hind April 13, 2021

poopcake syndrome

poop death

lily fake af that’s why she has poopcake syndrome

by milfllover69 July 10, 2022

Poontaker

Noun- Stemming from the Latin root Poonius Tactus, Poontaker is derived from a misspelling of the word "Roommate" using the texting application T9. Used in latin and then later seen in old english as Poontankium, a "Poontaker" is someone in your house who is very calming to others around them when doing their business, as confirmed by the scholarly and diplomatic lingua franca of Europe.

- Do you know anyone who is looking a new poontaker?

-I have some of the worst poontakers around.

-My poontaker keeps eating all my food.

-When im stressed, i just look to my poontaker for a little r and r.

by WhatwordsyouspeakingFrenchy June 27, 2009

poon cake

when having sex with your partner shove a piece of cake up the vagina ejaculate inside and then share the cake with one another

for janes birthday we made some poon cake.

by nizzle321 August 5, 2008

Porncake

(n.) a person who thinks in a way that makes everything sexual

A: I asked that guy to come to class and he started laughing psychotically.

B: Yeah, that guy is just a porncake.

by Cuttlefish4Good May 4, 2014

poonyaked

has trust issues, usually a mix between vsco and e-girl. ultra smart. Too basic, not quirky enough
No sense of humour

Boy: where is poonyaked?!
Girl: why? She’s probably revising

Boy: I need her to do my maths homework

by I take in little kiddies November 23, 2019