Poon

Poon is a woman's vagina. There is also poon royalty as in the Poon King, the Prince of Poon and the Poon apprentice. These are the un-official masters of poon.

1. Lets go out tonight and get some poon.
2. I was with the the Poon King last night and he hooked me up with some sweet poon.
3. Hey look at the size of that poon!

by raj yin June 4, 2010

Poon

1) Your girlfriend.
2) Your genitals.
3) To bang one's brains out.
4) An abbreviated form of harpoon.

1) Where did your poon go?
2) She wants your poon.
3) She wants to poon you.
4) The whale was pooned.

by Purog February 8, 2004

Poon

A poon is a person who sniffs ladies bicycle seats.

A poontanger is a person who sniff's girl's bicycle seats and then says : "Aahhhh!!".

There goes Howard the poon, his nose mopping up damp bike seats again.

by Pellucidon September 25, 2004

Poon

A word to describe somebody who is extremely ridiculous. It can also describe people who are completely out of control.

He is such a Poon.
(Which means he is ridiculous or out of control or both)

by Foooo September 29, 2004

Poon

A Vagina (explicit)
A female's private part (clean version)

Speaker 1: "Bro did you hear Will totally got that poon at Clemson Ponniversity last night!"
Speaker 2: "My boy Will, what a poon master"

by CamWamFam December 11, 2018

Poon

An Indian brotha. In reference to Punjab, the Pun becomes Poon.

"Hey poon, get over here!"

by Anonymous March 8, 2005

Poon

An alternative way of spelling or saying 'pwn.'

"Joe said he was good at Counter-Strike, but I totally pooned him!"

by Pred January 2, 2009