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poolesville

A town in MoCo

A town so small, it is encompassed by the school zone of the High School.

Known as the Boondocks, perhaps the only boondocks where the houses go for upwards of close to a million

homocide rate of 1 (though we do have a crackhouse, now!)

Home of the Falcons, a mascot change severely contended by the rednecks who insist on wearing their old indians attire.

Still celebrates Poolesville day, a huge oart of the southern MD campaign trail

When, during Homecoming spirit week, there is a country western day, nothing in the school looks different

A very white school, but home to many racialy confused rich white kids

The football team is finally winning

The floors of the high school are made of asbestos. the ceilings are made of mold, the water of lead.

There is no swimming pool, basement, or calculus light at pville, no matter what Mr. Doherty tells you.

Everybody understands what "Jesus wouldve done his identities" means, as well as "factor factor factor!"

Jack Diamond's kids go to Pville

Home to Markoff's haunted forest, the ninth scariest haunted house in the US, according to AOL
"I was driving past the corn field today-" "which one?"

Nobody else has a clue what the hell a Selby's is

So I was driving through Poolesville today. It took me five minutes.
by LizPip November 3, 2006
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Poomer

Someone who is into poo politics, or generally amused by humourous poo jokes. Can also be someone that dislikes poop.
John: "I think that the invasion of Poland by Nazi-Germany was wrong and utterly disgusting."
Poomer: "yes poopoo peepee sex big money yes?"

Anthony: "I am severely against authoritarian rule, I believe progressive states will succeed no matter the circumstance."
Poomer: "I don't like poop."
by Big poopoo peepee sex yes? December 14, 2019
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poomsin

coming onto someone with sufficient tekkers
that brer is bare poomsin you get me ?
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Poomoss

To get raped in any kind of video game, especially Halo.
We're gonna poomoss you 50-20.
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Poomsae

The patterns form of the Taekwondo Martial Art discipline. Poomsae is a combination of blocks and kicks resembling a fight containing attacking and defensive motions. Poomsae is a G4 level sport having been present in the Pan American and Asian Games, it also will see its Olympic Debut in 2028 as a trial event.
“Boxing and Ballet didn’t tickle my fancy, so I decided on poomsae!”

“I have muscle problems and can’t bend down to tie my shoes, I’m beginning to feel like a R E A L poomsae athlete!”

“i’m a sissy so i do poomsae”
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poomshie

I was knobbing her poomshie all night. Tasted sweet like butter too.

My my, that bitch is one hot piece of poomshie

Oh poomshie I forgot my gym shorts

Note: this noun is a hybrid anglo-germanic derivative which is best understood wiith a sean conery accent. Failing this it is also easily understood with a hint of the dutch accent.
by Dr Cockels July 18, 2010
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pommespanzer

A girl who’s extremely fat and shouldn’t wear leggings
“Oh look there’s a pommespanzer“
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