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poohbear shirt

a large person wearing a shirt that's way too small doesn't even cover the entire belly
"Why are you wearing your Poohbear shirt?"
"Cause it's laundry day fool."
by Poohbear's cousin May 30, 2012
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Poopbeard

A current, common trend among young douchebags these days, which is typically an overgrown, unkempt beard sometimes extending along the top half of the neck. Sporters of such beards typically drive a ridiculously lifted full-sized pickup truck with tinted windows and LED lights that they use for tailgating, speeding up in an adjacent lane to abruptly cut people off, or running other motorists off the road with, though other poopbeard douches with smaller beards may drive such cars as Honda Civics and Volkswagens. Such beards may contain the same bacteria found in fecal matter and is dirtier than a dog's fur, yet there are stupid girls who dig them.
"Some young douche with a poopbeard in a lifted Chevy Silverado tailgated me, while I was driving 85 mph on Interstate 5, so I gave him a wiper fluid carwash. Boy, was he steamed!"
by T-Rex75 March 11, 2022
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polkahearts

Polka Dots, an early 1900's fashion statement, are often labeled as retro. Not only are they back in style, but are seen as more than just dots. Replacing the dots with hearts, we have polkahearts, seen on some less than common articles of clothing.
Bro: Hey how did things go with that girl last night.
Bro Two: Let's just there were polkahearts on her panties.
Bro: Shameless bro, sweet.
by Corey Butler October 18, 2006
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Poohbearin'

To masturbate or have sex while only wearing a t-shirt. Resembling Winnie the pooh
Once in college I walked in on my roommate who was poohbearin' while watching porn.
by GreenTag October 20, 2011
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Pookiebear

well liek
pookie best
bear*
is like saying
sweetie
or like
honey
uk
just more cringey
like why i use it
is that better?
You are my pookiebear
by Sandy monkey January 30, 2022
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pookbeatle

Best person alive, never fails to make you smile, is extremely talented, and is so so pretty!! Anyone who gets to be her friend is so so so lucky, and if they don’t cherish her, I’m throwing hands. Her laugh is contagious, and I’d do anything to see a smile like hers. She’s also very humorous! (Ily (/∇\*) o○♡)
Pookbeatle haahahahh!! She’s so funny!

Oh there she goes again, pookbeatle is crying over the severance again!

Pookbeatle, I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING BOMBED!!
by Anonymousducky October 7, 2022
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