When a male blows is load in a female's anus. Afterwards she takes a dump upon him thus sharting poopies and cream.
by Christopher Leonard Reid October 22, 2008
Get the Poopies and Cream mug.The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.
The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
by Sexjelly October 28, 2007
Get the owns ponies mug.Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.
They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010
Get the Magical Ponies mug.A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".
A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are
a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster
A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are
a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster
"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"
"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"
"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."
by fafoyojo March 13, 2010
Get the calm your ponies mug.Female nipples being clearly and prominently visible through clothing. It is a common fetish of sports photographers, and men, who will often go as far as to offer to rub dry ice onto the chests of female tennis players, between sets.
NUDITY REPORT: Brunkhorst shows buns in a lengthy undressing scene. She also has a see-through after she vomits wine all over herself and has some pokies.
by jojodict December 28, 2005
Get the pokies mug.A town in MoCo
A town so small, it is encompassed by the school zone of the High School.
Known as the Boondocks, perhaps the only boondocks where the houses go for upwards of close to a million
homocide rate of 1 (though we do have a crackhouse, now!)
Home of the Falcons, a mascot change severely contended by the rednecks who insist on wearing their old indians attire.
Still celebrates Poolesville day, a huge oart of the southern MD campaign trail
When, during Homecoming spirit week, there is a country western day, nothing in the school looks different
A very white school, but home to many racialy confused rich white kids
The football team is finally winning
The floors of the high school are made of asbestos. the ceilings are made of mold, the water of lead.
There is no swimming pool, basement, or calculus light at pville, no matter what Mr. Doherty tells you.
Everybody understands what "Jesus wouldve done his identities" means, as well as "factor factor factor!"
Jack Diamond's kids go to Pville
Home to Markoff's haunted forest, the ninth scariest haunted house in the US, according to AOL
A town so small, it is encompassed by the school zone of the High School.
Known as the Boondocks, perhaps the only boondocks where the houses go for upwards of close to a million
homocide rate of 1 (though we do have a crackhouse, now!)
Home of the Falcons, a mascot change severely contended by the rednecks who insist on wearing their old indians attire.
Still celebrates Poolesville day, a huge oart of the southern MD campaign trail
When, during Homecoming spirit week, there is a country western day, nothing in the school looks different
A very white school, but home to many racialy confused rich white kids
The football team is finally winning
The floors of the high school are made of asbestos. the ceilings are made of mold, the water of lead.
There is no swimming pool, basement, or calculus light at pville, no matter what Mr. Doherty tells you.
Everybody understands what "Jesus wouldve done his identities" means, as well as "factor factor factor!"
Jack Diamond's kids go to Pville
Home to Markoff's haunted forest, the ninth scariest haunted house in the US, according to AOL
"I was driving past the corn field today-" "which one?"
Nobody else has a clue what the hell a Selby's is
So I was driving through Poolesville today. It took me five minutes.
Nobody else has a clue what the hell a Selby's is
So I was driving through Poolesville today. It took me five minutes.
by LizPip November 3, 2006
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"Omg! That girl was so drunk last night she deffinetly pulled a sleepies and poopies...and that guy guy still had sex with her..but not in the butt, obviously!"
by kimmmmmmmmmmmay June 3, 2009
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