Winnie The Poohing

When you're wearing a shirt (usually short) with nothing on under the waist.

"Just shaved my pubes so I gotta Winnie the Pooh it to get some air down there"

"My boner was too big for my undies so I did some Winnie the Poohing"

by Chesty LaRou April 2, 2019

Winnie the Poohing

When someone that has a large belly is wearing a shirt that is too tight or too short, and their belly sticks out- like Winnie the Pooh's.

"George sure is Winnie the Poohing today, isn't he?"

This shirt is too tight & short- I've been Winnie the Poohing all day long!

by Satchel May 6, 2005

Winnie the Poohing

When your boyfriend refuses to take off his shirt during sex.

Last night, Jason and I had sex, and he didn't take off his shirt again. He's always Winnie the Poohing me. ::cringe::

by Emilygotcinnamonmunched December 30, 2021

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

Pooping Tom

The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.

"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"

by Rack Jeacher June 11, 2013

team pooping

Usually right after lunch break in a factory, employees will fill up the six stalls in the men's room and engage in team pooping. They will talk about useless sports news while they pound one out. The medley of aroma is strangling and will make your eyes burn. If you hold your nose, you will taste it. Truly makes you wish you would have stayed in school.

"Look at Jeremy. He just experienced his first team pooping. Either you love it or you hate it. I think he hates it."

by Running out of patience March 1, 2008

sock pooing

When someone is to scared or embarrassed to use a toilet in someone's house, they pull off a sock and do it in there, then throw in out of the window

I caught Ronnie sock pooing in my house, I got so angry I made him eat it, then me

by mitch00uk April 9, 2015