Poocumber

Poocumber- When a large poo is left in the bottom of the toilet by the previous occupant.

Stew- Peter, have you seen the size of the poocumber left in trap 1?

Peter- Jesus Christ, that must of tore his arse hole!

by Wordwizard1989 March 1, 2022

Poochmooch

Someone who attends a party or other social gathering and ignores the people and spends the whole event in a corner petting the dog 🐕

Renee is such a poochmooch I invite her to my wedding reception and she hangs out with my Schnauzer the whole time!

by angrycelt March 11, 2022