Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

by will bitten September 16, 2017

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Pooshee

A Pooshee is neither an insult or a compliment. But it can also be both, or one of the two. It depends what the person saying the word has for an intent.

Insult: What a Pooshee this guy is!
Compliment: You are such a Pooshee.

by KeyesTartaros December 3, 2020

poophemism

Asserting, in a euphemistic manner, that you are about to go and take a dump.

How one might implement a poophemism:

*Family at the table eating*

You: "Be right back, just going on a short logging expedition"

by LukeRam April 11, 2010

Poke poacher

A poke poacher is one who has sex with the lover of another.

Juan was a poke poacher who had affairs with many wives in his neighborhood.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Potomac Poached Egg

This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to ass rape your partner with reckless abandon to the point of creating enough heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.

The other day I saw Kyle with a bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met some dude named Vinnie who sure knew how to dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.

by guitargodrob January 17, 2011

Popoche

Popoche or Poche is originally a French term means "bag" or "barrel". In a cuter way it can be used to describe a person who eats and drinks a LOT every day. So he or she likes a barrel, whatever you throw in it is fine.

B: Did you see popoche today?

R: Nope, he might be asleep after last day at the bar with gallons of beer and chicken over rice afterward.

by Bassoul April 7, 2015