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Cooch Pooch

The part of a man’s belly that hits the perfect spot when you’re on top, providing the perfect place to rub your cooch
I didn’t fully understand why women opted to consistently go for softer men until I went on a date with one and my clit hit the cooch pooch
by Meeka2493 February 27, 2021
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Cooch Pouch

A roll of fat between the stomach and genital area, also more commonly known as a gunt.
John: I was sitting down when all of a sudden this person who was standing close reached over to grab a flyer above me and nearly suffocated me with their cooch pouch.

Mike: *shaking his head*
by smilesalot February 6, 2014
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poochy coochie

Paula is disgusting, she has a fatass poochy coochie.
by DanaG April 12, 2007
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coochie pouch

a coochie pouch is when a fat chick tucks her belly rolls into her pants. now she has a fat roll hanging over her cooch thus makes a coochie pouch! TADA!
omg! you see her coochie pouch flappin in tha wind!?
by dominique T April 25, 2008
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choch poch

1. verb The simultaneous combination of a 'donkey punch' & 'cooter kick.'
(both may be looked up in this dictionary)

2. The 'choch poch' may be used verbally as an arguement ender. (more common use)

Taken literally, this could be a very unsatisfactory for the women involved to say the least.

*The two uses of the 'choch poch' may be compared to the word fuck- It may be taken literally or as an expression of speech. Though as an expression of speech it can still be offensive, the literal meaning is not normally implied.
A- I called shotgun first!
B- Bullshit, I'm sitting in the front seat.
A- Dude, I'm gonna choch poch you.
B- Damnit! (person B gives up front seat)

C- Who gets the last beer?
D- Choch Poch!
C- Fuck.
by Jimmey February 25, 2007
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Poochmooch

Someone who attends a party or other social gathering and ignores the people and spends the whole event in a corner petting the dog 🐕
Renee is such a poochmooch I invite her to my wedding reception and she hangs out with my Schnauzer the whole time!
by angrycelt March 11, 2022
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