by Ninjagirl22 July 24, 2017
An item that comes from the anus, and is collected by many and exchanged for sweeties at your local newsagents.
by WillLDT January 01, 2009
Brown substance that comes out of an asshole. May be green or dark brown in color. Smells really bad.
by HOOHOOOHAHA October 10, 2010
by Elmo+Carole Baskin = <3 October 21, 2020
This particular definition of poo originates from one of the corner rooms of Tartu. This room exhibits extra space, where the organziation of MBA can be played (Mini-Basketball Association). "Poo" is a derivate of the game "Horse", except it has fewer letters, so the game is shorter. When a player makes a shot of some form, the other player must do the exact same in order to avoid spelling out the word. Each miss corresponds to a letter in "Poo", with a maximum of 3 misses until the game is over. Such an amazing game can only be called "Poo" because of its origination from the ghetto lands of Tartu.
BoLigz: I challenge you to a game of Poo.
McLigz: Alright, lets go... I think its done!
BoLigz: Oh man! I lost!! I guess you're the wingner!
McLigz: I know, and I crown you the wigner.
BoLigz: Flick Flick Fluck!!!
McLigz: Alright, lets go... I think its done!
BoLigz: Oh man! I lost!! I guess you're the wingner!
McLigz: I know, and I crown you the wigner.
BoLigz: Flick Flick Fluck!!!
by Juan-Pablo Sanchez April 23, 2006
the Poo list:
<The Factory> - when you eat too much and the poo collects, like a factory
<The Liquidator> - when you ingest a full few gallons of water, so the poop comes out as a liquid
<The Fiery load> - when you ingest hot food and the result is dry, irritating poop, rather than hot
<The Sweetcorn> - when you eat a lot of corn and not all of it has been absorbed, so the ones not absorbed are in, or around, the shite
<The Killa> - when you eat too much and the result can potentially kill you
<The Orgasmo> - when you try to shite, but end up shiteing with constant moans and groans, and then eject-ulate
<The Packed Snow> - after a wild night of having cum thrown into your arse, you shite white shite instead of brown shite
<The Grazer> - when the shite grazes your inside and you shite bloody shite
<The Bladdoshaker> - when you shite, but during the shite, you involuntarily take a piss as well
<The Bunny> - when you shite pellets instead of clumps
<The Wider one> - when your shite looks wider than it is long
<The Stranded> - when one shite is strung to another by a string, common to string eaters
<The Drinker's load> - when discarded beer mixes with your shite, turning it into a shade of yellow
<The Snake, The Spring> - when your shite coils up
i had to shit what making this list
<The Factory> - when you eat too much and the poo collects, like a factory
<The Liquidator> - when you ingest a full few gallons of water, so the poop comes out as a liquid
<The Fiery load> - when you ingest hot food and the result is dry, irritating poop, rather than hot
<The Sweetcorn> - when you eat a lot of corn and not all of it has been absorbed, so the ones not absorbed are in, or around, the shite
<The Killa> - when you eat too much and the result can potentially kill you
<The Orgasmo> - when you try to shite, but end up shiteing with constant moans and groans, and then eject-ulate
<The Packed Snow> - after a wild night of having cum thrown into your arse, you shite white shite instead of brown shite
<The Grazer> - when the shite grazes your inside and you shite bloody shite
<The Bladdoshaker> - when you shite, but during the shite, you involuntarily take a piss as well
<The Bunny> - when you shite pellets instead of clumps
<The Wider one> - when your shite looks wider than it is long
<The Stranded> - when one shite is strung to another by a string, common to string eaters
<The Drinker's load> - when discarded beer mixes with your shite, turning it into a shade of yellow
<The Snake, The Spring> - when your shite coils up
i had to shit what making this list
by your best idiot April 20, 2010