A religion that believes that potatoes are the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with potatoes.
by [JUSTI] July 19, 2017
Get the potatoism mug.The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.
Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out
by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022
Get the Mashed potatoes mug.When you have a large bowl of potatoes and randomly scoop potatoes onto plates while not employed at the restaurant and singing “Scoopski Potatoes”.
by SomeWeirdGamer7 January 17, 2018
Get the scoopski potatoes mug.When custy ass lice infested cat hair gets in ur shitty ass watered down mashed potatoes that have no flavor
by Barbra Brando March 6, 2019
Get the Cat mash potatoes mug.One who lacks physical prowess and courage yet walks around with a strange gait as if to protect his gonads. His elbows poke out and he stares a lot.
by Vincerpzo November 5, 2019
Get the Jimmy big potatoes mug.A Game where one compares specific peoples worth to that of potatoes. An individual must choose to never see that person again, and have any kind of potato, or choose that person and never get to eat any potatoes ever again.
Shelly: Okay, "Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes", do you pick potatoes or my mother?
Kevin: Potatoes.
Shelly: Okay, how about your mother?
Kevin: Potatoes.
Kevin: Potatoes.
Shelly: Okay, how about your mother?
Kevin: Potatoes.
by Kramerk September 15, 2009
Get the Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes mug.Someone might say this when you’re playing a first person shooter and when you try to kill someone you miss every shot.
*playing call of duty*
“To your right!”
*turns to their right and misses every shot*
“You potatoed!!!”
“To your right!”
*turns to their right and misses every shot*
“You potatoed!!!”
by iPlayyz November 6, 2017
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