The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.
by sean75 April 18, 2009
A catchall exclamation, generally used when you have just caused something to explode or be launched in an unconventional manner.
1) player 1: (as he owns player 2 with a gravity hammer) PONK!!!
2) Jefferey: (as he punts a small dog) PONK!!!
2) Jefferey: (as he punts a small dog) PONK!!!
by Punt stuff September 08, 2009
by Tim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 February 25, 2008
by Arkadios200 February 02, 2019
Ponk - The art of finding and identifying species, associated most with inverts but will cover all groups of taxa.
From the original term - Piddly Ponk.
From the original term - Piddly Ponk.
by WilEPonka April 25, 2014
a) all swears and demeaning words mixed into one word to exress anger.
b)When a person is puttng you down and he has all ready said fu*k you gaylord, and you need the "shut this mother fu*cker down" come back.
b)When a person is puttng you down and he has all ready said fu*k you gaylord, and you need the "shut this mother fu*cker down" come back.
a) teahcer: who does things you don't what them to do
you: omg this teachers a fu*king ponk
b) burn fest.....
them: oh fu*k you gaylord....
you: yeah fu*k me, oh no fu*k you ponk
them: o.k. (really thinking sh*t)
you: omg this teachers a fu*king ponk
b) burn fest.....
them: oh fu*k you gaylord....
you: yeah fu*k me, oh no fu*k you ponk
them: o.k. (really thinking sh*t)
by stricky September 01, 2007
Shortening of 'post-drinks'. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to pre-drinks or prinks.
Although they were already totally wankered, they headed back to Matt's for ponks.
The party was disappointing and there was little poontang on offer, so the boys decided to ponk at Jonny's instead.
The party was disappointing and there was little poontang on offer, so the boys decided to ponk at Jonny's instead.
by FromtheJtotheB March 04, 2012