Ponking

The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.

Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.

by sean75 April 17, 2009

PONK

A catchall exclamation, generally used when you have just caused something to explode or be launched in an unconventional manner.

1) player 1: (as he owns player 2 with a gravity hammer) PONK!!!

2) Jefferey: (as he punts a small dog) PONK!!!

by Punt stuff September 08, 2009

ponked

to be high on poppers while drunk on alchahol

maaaaaan i am ponked!!

by Tim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 February 26, 2008

Ponk

Corrupted term for Pinkie Pie, a main character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Yo, didja see Ponk in Secrets and Pies?
Yah, bruh, she went absolutely fucking nuts!

by Arkadios200 February 02, 2019

Ponk

Ponk - The art of finding and identifying species, associated most with inverts but will cover all groups of taxa.

From the original term - Piddly Ponk.

"Off to the woods for a ponk" or "Going out ponking"

by WilEPonka April 25, 2014

Ponk

a) all swears and demeaning words mixed into one word to exress anger.

b)When a person is puttng you down and he has all ready said fu*k you gaylord, and you need the "shut this mother fu*cker down" come back.

a) teahcer: who does things you don't what them to do
you: omg this teachers a fu*king ponk

b) burn fest.....
them: oh fu*k you gaylord....
you: yeah fu*k me, oh no fu*k you ponk
them: o.k. (really thinking sh*t)

by stricky September 08, 2007

Ponks

Shortening of 'post-drinks'. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to pre-drinks or prinks.

Although they were already totally wankered, they headed back to Matt's for ponks.

The party was disappointing and there was little poontang on offer, so the boys decided to ponk at Jonny's instead.

by FromtheJtotheB June 09, 2012