Marcus: Uuugh, i need to take a dump but im wearing a onesie
Marcus's cray cray mom: Oh, darl, you must be so poned!
Marcus's cray cray mom: Oh, darl, you must be so poned!
by Puffnipuff June 5, 2014
Get the Ponedmug. A word invented by the Jonas Brother Nick Jonas, it is his version of the word pwned. In HIS definition, the word must only be used by itself in a sentence.
by twilightandjonas October 29, 2008
Get the Ponedmug. How to pronounce the idiotic leet-speak word pwned, which derived from the proxomity of the letters "O" and "P" on the keyboard.
Oh u gt totaly pwned!!11!1 I meen owned.!!1!!
But pwned in impossible to pronounce, so I will say poned!!11!
But pwned in impossible to pronounce, so I will say poned!!11!
by asdspn July 4, 2009
Get the Ponedmug. Basicallt the heritage of this word came from a guy name Mike Spinelli. It is a expression, a victory salute, and a in your face tone, kind of word all compacted in one. Poned basically means to be victorious and obnoxious. When it's used in a state of being 'poned', it means a state of loss and confusion.
Expression:
Rear View Mirror: Man I poned your mom.
Mustardseed4824: I know, I did it too.
A Victory Salute:
Rear View Mirror: PONED!
DrewJCraig: I like men.
In Your Face Tone:
You just got poned.
Rear View Mirror: Man I poned your mom.
Mustardseed4824: I know, I did it too.
A Victory Salute:
Rear View Mirror: PONED!
DrewJCraig: I like men.
In Your Face Tone:
You just got poned.
by Mike Spinelli November 16, 2004
Get the Ponedmug. A cunning mix between getting boned and pawned rolled into one sweet motherfucking word.
Can be used to describe a victim of intense anal.
Can be used to describe a victim of intense anal.
Davie: My granny died.
Jim: Poned man. PONED.
Or
Timothy: Albert gave it to me really hard last night. I was bleeding red and brown.
Doctor: YOU GOT PONED.
Jim: Poned man. PONED.
Or
Timothy: Albert gave it to me really hard last night. I was bleeding red and brown.
Doctor: YOU GOT PONED.
by Dr. Bonage October 9, 2009
Get the Ponedmug. 
Pones is derived from Danny Jones & Dougie Poynter of McFLY fame, coupling the pair's last names, merging them together.
They are the most popular'slash' fandom pairing coming from the band McFLY.
It is an abbreviation of 'Poynter-Jones' and can also be said as 'Joynter', reversing the dominant surname.
They are the most popular'slash' fandom pairing coming from the band McFLY.
It is an abbreviation of 'Poynter-Jones' and can also be said as 'Joynter', reversing the dominant surname.
by Claire Thackray January 30, 2009
Get the Ponesmug.