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ponderize

A portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.

A proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.
He ponderized the maid in the hay mow with the intensity of a man who's wife could return home at any minute yet with the care due her innocence and age.
by Joseph 'sMyth November 25, 2015
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Pandering

A manipulative device used by politicians to agree and support the popular view of a particular group or groups of people in order secure their vote. Although the philosophy or interest of this particular politician is not necessarily in tune with that particular group, he or she will appear as though he or she agrees with a particular group, particularly during the election season, in order to win his/her sear.

The interest of particular groups may be somewhat farfetched, including creating Utopia's for them to live in or to achieve the so called "rainbows" and "butterflies" they so want to have. But, if that is what the educated politician has to agree with in order to win on election day, then he/she will do it.
Gullible Citizen: I want the government to help us pay our mortgages, pay for our kids to go to college, and help pay our utility bills.

Politician's mind: This may be pure pandering because there is NO way the government should or can take care of any of those requests; but, i guess I'll have to say "sure thing".
by Concerned individual August 1, 2012
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vagina pandering

Pandering to anyone and everyone with a vagina. Chick flicks, feminism, oprah, and commercials that tell women how hard it is to be a mom are all vagina pandering. Often it involves flattery, more often it involves a perception of vagina owning people being oppressed. But most often it involves flattering vagina owning people by telling them how strong they are for putting up with oppression. Some men vagina pander to get vagina. Advertisers vagina pander to sell things.
Vagina panderers desperately want women to have bad taste, because then they will buy anything so long as it flatters their ego.

This article is so rife with vagina pandering, i can feel the menstruation spewing out of my nose.
by A "professional" March 23, 2016
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ponderances

Ponderous thoughts to be ponderously pondered. Basically, if there is an adverb, adjective, and verb of ponder, then it stands to reason that there ought to be a noun as well.
Kevin often played the guitar to keep his mind from unpleasent ponderances.
by Kevin Gerrit Roelofs April 18, 2004
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ponderize

The act of pulverizing a vagina while in a pond.
My girlfriend and I ponderized so hard last night.
by deathbringer14 November 26, 2015
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panderoing

A Neocat vibing and jamming with a tambourine in Eucharist
Hey, are you panderoing today?
by anonymousneocat December 3, 2019
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Cat Pandering

Using cats or kittens in a YouTube video to get additional views. This strategy first became known in the movie "Funny People."
Mark: How did this get over 700,000 views!?
Leo: Because people love kittens, and it's a way for me to get my comedy out there.
Mark: That's completely unfair, it's just cat pandering.
by montypark October 10, 2009
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