Pencey Summer

Summer of 2018 with a smell of treason in the air.

VP Mikey Pence's self-loathing, ideology and phony christianity have guaranteed we're gonna have a Pencey Summer—when the Russia scandal comes crashing down upon the entire Trump cabinet.

by Uncle Joosie July 27, 2018

ponce number 1

a male could be described as 'ponce number 1' if he is a hat fanatic, has been found comparing himself to 'light speed champion' and only tries it on with girls in top set for English. A ponce number one would wear boating shoes but tries on women's high heels in his spare time. They like "designers" and are constantly branded with Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister. He takes pride in his basement and having sexual activities performed on him while playing on an Xbox. The worst kind of twat, this ponce is constantly sarcastic but never fails to amuse.

"I knew ponce number 1 was poncely, but what's with the boating shoes?"

SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.

DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce

by greyfrust September 21, 2009

Drewbert Ponceworth

A flaming closeted homosexual, who thinks he/she is always correct yet rarely if ever is and throws temper tantrums like a 12 year old when disagreed with.

Hey were you at the bar when freddie went all drewbert ponceworth on us when we did not agree with him that the last Indiana Jones movie was good?

by the alabaster gorilla October 13, 2009

Pincey

An adjective describing something that is very small.

It only costs a pincey amount of money.

by Pince February 20, 2014

Pencey Prep

1. Name of a (fictional) school that the character Holden Caulfield is kicked out of in the classic novel "The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger.
2. Name of a band formerly fronted by Frank Iero, who is one of the guitarists for internationally popular alternative rock band My Chemical Romance, the front man for hardcore outfit Leathermouth, and owner/founder of Skeleton Crew Records and Clothing Label. The book came first, so it's assumed that Frank and his band mates are fans of "The Catcher in the Rye".

One of Pencey Prep's most popular songs goes by the title "The Secret Golfish"...yeah, I don't get it either.

Person 1: So there's this band Pencey Prep who are really awesome and I think their name is just so creative!
Person 2: Uh, yeah, they're pretty good. But Pencey Prep was taken from this old book...
Person 1: *kills Person 2 with blunt object*

by SadieZoe July 28, 2008

poncy

Someone, something or somewhere which is overpriced, over styled, over rated, or thinks more highly of itself than it deserves.

1. Darling, do you fancy going to that new little Italian place tonight? Nah, it's a bit too poncy for me. I prefer the chip shop.

2. What about the lovely diamond ring there? What? You must be joking, that's far too poncy.

3. Why don't you dress like Mike? Sorry, love, that's just too poncy for my liking.

by Guillermo M P June 3, 2007

Ponce of the Old Bailey

A derogatory term for an idiot. A modern translation would be, "Faggot of an old English court house". Made popular by the short comedy film, "The Duel at Blood Creek".

"This libelous gagger sullied my good name in the Times!"
"I only called you the "Ponce of the Old Bailey." I thought it rather amusing."
"It was not, sir. It was an insult, sir."

by Marskelletor December 21, 2013