screw the pooch

to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

sperm pooch

An enlarged area of the belly that some women have above their pubic mound, often referred to as F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area, that appears to be a storage area for sperm. When a pregnant women's belly first starts to show she is said to have a sperm pooch. A woman that often has the sperm of more than one man inside of her at a time.

I fucked her so much she developed a sperm pooch. Her jeans don’t fit now because of her new sperm pooch. I like adding to a woman’s sperm pooch. I saw your woman out the other night, adding to her sperm pooch.

by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

Poochi

When your pooch is just so gucci there poochi. Poochis are the best kind of dog to have. If you have even a little bit of swag and you have a pooch with swag that makes you the swagist person around. A poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.

DAUMMMM THATS SUCH A GUCCHI POOCH MUST ME A POOCHI!!!
A Poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.

by OKURNESSEABJ January 25, 2019

pomodoro

a technique of studying/focusing with 25-30 minutes work and short 5 minutes intervals. (totally recommended guys)

I listen to ( Lo-fi Pomodoro playlist on Spotify (by Setia) ) when I use the Pomodoro technique.

by Altheda April 4, 2021

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009

Lick the pooch

A nice way of telling someone to fuck off or to go fuck them self.

Monica: You know that psyco bitch Pam?

Steven: Yeah?

Monica: She can go lick the pooch.

by steven922 July 19, 2012

no pomo

A phrase which can be used at the end of any political statement which seems to borrow from postmodernism, but is still coherent and anchored at least partly in reality. Postmodernists often sound theoretically vague or obfuscating, which is anathema to many on the political Left. Other leftists, however, embrace some selection of postmodernist theory, but may not want to be associated with all that is labeled postmodern. And so "no pomo" is used to allow for such statements by preempting dogmatic leftist tirades and flame wars.

"No pomo" is a reference to the phrase "no homo," used by masculine straight men to allow them to compliment their comrades by preempting the accusation of being "gay."

"While the class struggle is clearly a critical component to any meaningful revolutionary politic, one cannot ignore the intersections of race, class, gender, sexuality and ability, as well as the nuanced and problematic issues of essentialism and identity in general ... no pomo."

by m(A)tt January 7, 2010