politard

A particularly dumb, stupid, slow witted politician

"How could we allow a politard like Bush to become president?"

by disgusted one September 26, 2006

polititrash

The staggering number of political signs that appear during election cycles that end up in the landfill shortly thereafter. Letting people know their name and what job they want. In some situations even including their nickname.

Just look at all the polititrash out there, even John "bubba" Smith is running for mayor.

by Gatorgolfer July 29, 2014

politicar

Verbo que define la acción de cometer un error ortográfico. Uso parecido al modismo "devorar". Surgió después de que una persona se equivocara escribiendo la palabra "político" y cometiera una falta de ortografía tan grave que debería ser castigada por los mismísimos dioses.

Alexia: Politicaste, nena! Nunca dejes de politicar!

by Doroteo May 2, 2024

Politard

A politard is someone who just can’t shut up about politics. Like they go out of their way to drags politics into every conversation imaginable. You could be talking about a puppy video and the politard responds with “dEmoCrAtS aRe SsOOoOo rEtArDeD, bRo! YaY trUmP!!” You could be talking about your favorite cake flavor and the politard rebuttals with “REpUBliCanS aRe A cAncEr tO tHe cOuNtrY, bRaH! hOoRaY fOr hArrIs/bIdeN!!” Like, can we not??

“Dude, I got a $700 parking ticket yesterday. How does that even happen??”
“BLAH BLAH LIBTARDS BOO! BLAH BLAH CONSERVATIVES WOO-HOO!!”

“Oh my god. Did you hear about Stephanie’s fiancé cheating on her?”
“BLAH BLAH REPUBLICTARDS BAD! BLAH BLAH DEMOCRATS YAY!”

To all the politards out there, do better. No one wants to hear this shit all day long.

by ✨ Kameron ✨ October 5, 2025