When sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time causes one or both legs to go numb therefore inhibiting you to walk for a short time after.
Pepe: "AHHHHHHH i can’t feel my legs"
George: "Well, how long have you been on the toilet?"
Pepe: "half an hour max"
George: "No shit you gone and got yourself some Toilet Polio."
George: "Well, how long have you been on the toilet?"
Pepe: "half an hour max"
George: "No shit you gone and got yourself some Toilet Polio."
by I only wipe once February 23, 2011
Get the Toilet Polio mug.1. The day spent in bed nursing a hangover
2. Following a night of heavy drinking/debauchery you might spend the next day sitting in bed watching day-time TV or re-runs from the comfort of your bedroom
3. Being so hungover or ill that you are unable to physically move your legs and leave the bed
2. Following a night of heavy drinking/debauchery you might spend the next day sitting in bed watching day-time TV or re-runs from the comfort of your bedroom
3. Being so hungover or ill that you are unable to physically move your legs and leave the bed
Examples:
1. The day after his 21st Birthday, Chris had a Polio Day and spent his time watching all of Dexter Season 2.
2. The Dickinson College student was so sick after a night of drinking that the entire next day was a Polio Day and he did not move his legs once.
1. The day after his 21st Birthday, Chris had a Polio Day and spent his time watching all of Dexter Season 2.
2. The Dickinson College student was so sick after a night of drinking that the entire next day was a Polio Day and he did not move his legs once.
by CC89 July 11, 2011
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by Nekko_chavez February 24, 2009
Get the shit hole polio mug.A Jew with the face of a monkey who enjoys marbles up their ass while riding a Jacksonian Gorilla Hop-Along race car set, with independent rear lamps with built in "yaawl-coontrol" biscuit bakers, down a steep embankment with wet grass in Jersey Flats, Florida, followed closely by Gene Hackman in a Louis-Vuitton suitcase with Tight-Grip Action wheels and brakes and Bowser's Brand mini-piston engine brandishing a sword-cane pulling Tracy Chapman on an 1980's skateboard via a neon green jump rope tossing Bacardi and Elmer's glue filled water balloons at schoolchildren and passers-by with an average age of 23 years-young passing by a Dorito's truck driven by Dr. Thomas Fahey who inadvertently spills hot coffee on his nads because he swerved to avoid the monkey-faced Jew followed by Gene Hackman and Tracy Chapman and the throng of alcohol-soaked, glue-dripping kids chasing them.
Duncan: "I don't know about you, Jason, but I feel like a polop today. I've got this weird feeling I'm going to be chased today--"
Jason: "Oh shit, dude! There's Gene Hacman now and Tracy Chapman, who's totally shreddin' the gnar-gnar, right now! Better get strapped into your race car set right-quick, brosef!"
Duncan: "Dude, gotta run, my man! Super stoked to be an ol' fashioned polop today, though! Catcha later, bro!"
Jason: "Oh shit, dude! There's Gene Hacman now and Tracy Chapman, who's totally shreddin' the gnar-gnar, right now! Better get strapped into your race car set right-quick, brosef!"
Duncan: "Dude, gotta run, my man! Super stoked to be an ol' fashioned polop today, though! Catcha later, bro!"
by Squirrelman-J March 30, 2008
Get the polop mug.President Franklin Delano Roosevelt's favorite game, often played at executive pool parties and other shindigs.
An average game of Marco Polio...
"Marco!"
"Polio!"
"Hey, fish out of wheelchair!"
"Dammit Truman..."
"Marco!"
"Polio!"
"Hey, fish out of wheelchair!"
"Dammit Truman..."
by SCBacon March 12, 2010
Get the Marco Polio mug.Noun. Polispeak is a term used to describe quotes made by politicians, which are usually stupid, funny, confusing, or attract media attention for one reason or another.
"Jack, what did you say to Jill about Bill!?"
"All I did was have 'a short and jocular conversation' with her, it wasn't serious!"
"Nice use of Polispeak"
"Thanks, that Peter Garrett quote attracts attention anywhere nowdays"
"All I did was have 'a short and jocular conversation' with her, it wasn't serious!"
"Nice use of Polispeak"
"Thanks, that Peter Garrett quote attracts attention anywhere nowdays"
by Over the Hill December 27, 2007
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Matt: I dont think he is.
David:I ain't no fucking native bitch. I'm a Polipino.
Matt: I dont think he is.
David:I ain't no fucking native bitch. I'm a Polipino.
by J.K Rolling February 19, 2009
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