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Nope. Not true. The contract states explicitly that I won't be making any 'broad, sweeping policy changes and would allow the government to function as it was intended.' These policies just wouldn't apply to me under the auspices of the Legal Exemption Clause.
Hym "And I was telling them earlier that I would be willing to amend the compliance clause but, in seeing how much effort you are willing to expend in slow walking the mechanism by which I would enact my will, I'm not so sure. Policy on the otherhand would be up to you. At least until someone violates one of the clauses in a manner that I would consider egregious, at which point that someone would likely not be passing any policy from that point on."
Policy by Hym Iam December 10, 2025
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policy debate 

An obscure cult with its own distinct language understood only by members. The members speak incredibly quickly and think even faster. They tend to also be motivated students and often exhibit a mild form of OCD.

Such debaters engage in conversation with each other on a much higher level than the average human, both in and out of round. The student government and honor roll within a school typically consist mostly of debaters. 80% of congress debated in high school.

Membership in the cult lasts from 9th grade through 12th grade and sometimes through college, but the mannerisms and knowledge gained from it manifest themselves in all aspects of the current or former debater's life for the better.

Policy debate kicks aff.
I spent all last weekend hitting people, cutting and spewing. We broke and all the judges picked me up, but this one lay judge dropped me. I also got top speaks. Now I'm going to do uniqueness updates for my disad, then cut some a2 perm cards on the counterplan and come up with a kritikal aff so I can win framework.

I finally mastered the pen flip!

A: Did you hear so-and-so got into all 7 ivy's?
B: Really? he must be a debater.

Policy debate is SHITS (Significance, Harms, Inherency, Topicality, Solvency)

If you understood all the above, you're a policy debater.

Policy Five Way 

A five way group sex position with four guys and one girl. One guy lays down on his back, and the girl lays face up on top of him and he puts his penis in her ass hole. The next guy kneels and puts his penis in her vagina. The third guy straddles the girls chest, and thrusts her tits. (ample breasts are a must) The fourth and final guy puts his penis in the girl's mouth. Somewhat of a tricky position to master.
"Dude, if you bring Matt, I'll bring Steve and we'll Policy Five Way that bitch."

"Oh I would fuck all four of them... Policy Five Way?"
Policy Five Way by Gravelbeast August 24, 2009

Policy 31 

#Policy31Hype
I hear Vox Gold is SO Policy 31. :smirk:
Policy 31 by GenerationII May 20, 2017

policy wonk 

policy wonks are the ones with all the information about a particular subject or area of policy.
chiefs of staff have agendas; policy wonks have information
policy wonk by kendall November 17, 2004

policy debate 

Two-person team debate in which one team (the affirmative) generally proposes a policy which they advocate throughout the brave. The negative then argues against the affirmative case and plan on several levels - procedural, kritikal, and policy. Constructive speeches (2 per team) last 8 minutes and are punctuated by an additional 3-minute cross-examination period in which the opposing team asks questions to clarify and discredit the speaker's positions. Rebuttals (again, 2 per team) last 5 minutes and have no cross-examination period.

On the national circuit, and many other "champ" or "varsity" tournaments, delivery rate is extremely rapid, resulting in an atmosphere that emphasizes strategy and good argumentation over delivery and persuasion.
My parents used to get upset over the time I spent on policy debate - cutting cards, travelling to tournaments, and such.
policy debate by W Swanson June 11, 2006

policy enforcer 

A member of law enforcement that has little to no jurisdiction and generally handles traffic violations or misdemenors. Usually on a power trip.
"Finally, the sherrifs show up, not the fuckin' policy enforcers" -Kai 'straight out of dogtown' the hitchhiker
policy enforcer by Kosidon February 1, 2017