pokemonistic

Adjective,

Saying one's own name as the sole form of speech.
This is a reference to the kid's show, Pokemon, where the characters' oration consists of only their names.

The toddler's chatter was quite pokemonistic, as his name was the only word he knew.

by Chomoe January 1, 2008

My pokemons

My Pokemons let me show you them

Danny: What are you playing
Sam: Pokemon
Danny: Pokemon
Sam:My Pokemons let me show you them

by Richie Roman March 6, 2008

PokemonOnMETH

Pokemon under the influence of team rocket.Team rocket always tries to catch pikachu. So they gave him meth making pikachu all fucked and high.

"Hey eve want some meth?"
"No thanks i dont want to be like fucked up pikachu over there .fucking PokemonOnMeth"

by heler January 17, 2007

Pokemonify

To take a franchise or product and applying it to other mediocre and extremely unrelated products.

Lately, Nintendo likes to pokemonify most of their once-golden franchises; take mario for example -- killing bowser and saving the princess was all that it was about, but then mario tennis, mario golf, like, WTF, i thought he was a plumber?

by EraserAssassin April 1, 2011

Pokémoning

Pokémoning (also spelled "Pokemoning" without an accented e) is the act of dating multiple partners in order to collectively obtain all the desired traits that likely can't exist in a single woman or man. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."

Woman 1: "Okay, there's my Sex Idiot, my Great Head of Hair, my Money Guy, my Dirty Hippie Hipster, my Guy To Piss Off My Parents/Black Guy, and then, there's my Old Fart."
Woman 2: "Hey, are you Pokémoning?"
Woman 1: "Yeah, but my Old Fart calls it 'Great-Escaping.' But I guess there's some advantages to having an aging Squirtle around. Like, he shows me how old people used to dance, for instance."
Woman 2: "Cool!"

by M.Powell. October 18, 2012

Pokémonster

A person who chooses to live life through Pokémon Go

Fuck, that Pokémonster is completely devoid of reality.

by mjfactor July 13, 2016

Pokemons

An woman you're friends with benefits with. An woman you're only meeting for sexual pleasure.
Prostitute.

Ait guys, let me call some of my pokemons real quick.

by Lil Mazzy September 16, 2020