by yeeetofyyettt205 September 22, 2020
a game that was released in July of 2016 where you turn on your GPS and walk around anywhere and catch imaginary pokemon around the world. You're pretty much a fake Ash and you really only see ratatat's, pidgeys, paras, catapries and more (it depends on where you live) if you live near water you'll see a shit ton of magikarps and tentacools. It's was a fun app in the first week or two of the release when it wasn't really a threat and shit because now people are dying and getting kidnapped. it's the end of world obesity and making relationships happen but it's the best-yet-worse game out there. You grind your ass off to get a squirtle of whatever with 600 CP and fight in the gym but the leaders and shit have 2000 cp pokemon. There are 3 teams you can join once you're level 5, team mystic, valor and instinct (valor isn't good lmao) and you compete and shit.
The objective of Pokemon go is to catch em all but you still don't.
Guy 1: Oh shit! A nineties
Guy 2: aren't they rare as hell?!
Guy 1: yah, you barely see em!
Guy: welp, I ain't gonna catch em all
Guy 1: Oh shit! A nineties
Guy 2: aren't they rare as hell?!
Guy 1: yah, you barely see em!
Guy: welp, I ain't gonna catch em all
by dubsplashxiii August 16, 2016
by Alomomola December 01, 2016
The future of kidnapping, by bringing Pokemon to life. This app will probably be released somewhere in 2016. Also see Pokemon
Youngster: *looking for pokemon
Guy in a White Van: Hey kid, I will trade you a level 100 Mewtwo for level 3 Pidgey
Youngster: I love Pokemon GO
Guy in a White Van: Hey kid, I will trade you a level 100 Mewtwo for level 3 Pidgey
Youngster: I love Pokemon GO
by Just a Pseudonym September 19, 2015
I know many people who have always hated getting out of the house, but after downloading Pokemon GO, they're like, "HEY WANNA WALK TEN MILES I FOUND A PIDGY THERE."
by literallycoconuts July 16, 2016
A game released in mid 2016, used to trick fat nerds into exercising by offering small virtual monsters called Pokemon also used to drain your money so you can buy virtual coins!
by DefinitionPotatoGuy39274846264 December 21, 2016
Man Pokemon go is really stupid
by Tazman 20180225 July 25, 2016