Pornasaurus Rex

The appairant magical creature that comes to you when you are eighter high or wasted when you look porn.

It is said to look like Barney with sex toy strapt to a belt around his waist.

Friend 1: (Looking at toys) "Wow!" (Nearly Faints)

Friend 2: "What is it man"

Friend 1: " I just saw the Pornasaurus Rex man."

Friend 2: "Wow whats he like?"

Friend 1: "He's awesome!"

by Little Shadow Lurker August 4, 2010

porkasaurus

fat with no hope of ever losing that weight

Wow, he was heavy before, but he's turned into a complete porkasaurus

by Richard L Mansmann May 4, 2006

Ponkasaurus

A term used to describe someone who has mastered the art of ponking. An expert ponkster.

Guy 1: Did you see the way that ponkster ponked that dude?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he's a true ponkasaurus!

by ponked June 1, 2011

Pooasaurus Rex

A T- Rex, oddly combined with a Poo. It has the body of a T-Rex, and the head of a Poo.

A scientist was in the deep forests of the amazon, when he saw a Poo and T-Rex mating. The scientist came back a few months later, seeing a large egg in a nest. It was moving. the scientist walked over to it, and the top of the egg cracked open. A head of a child poped out. Scientist was confused. "Little girls dont come from eggs!" the scientist yelled. The small child came out of the egg with a dinosaur body! " I WILL CALL THIS A POOASAURUS REX!!!!" The scientist screamed.

by ilovemyjrt09 March 2, 2011

Pukeasaurus

Someone of whom is very large (read: fat) and possibly ugly, yet believes themselves to be really attractive and so dresses to show off their body. Imagine a really big girl, wearing a very short skirt. If you've just turned away and feel like you're about to puke at the sight/thought, then you have yourself a Pukeasaurus.

Dan: Hey Joe, check out that chick!
*Joe turns to look*
Joe: Ah dude no! Such a pukeasaurus.
*Joe turns to face away from her, sickened by the sight*

by Kaartis September 28, 2012