Poirus

The act of watching too much porn on your computer and getting a virus.

I was watchin the booty slap, and next thing I know I had a major poirus! 50 pop ups for booty slap deluxe in 2 minutes!

by alstp42 July 29, 2010

Poopus

A Term to Describe Ones Ass, Usually used in a Humorous or Sexual Connotation

1.I Took it up the Poopus Last Night & Im Really Sore.
2.That Guy Needs to Get his Head Out of his Poopus.
3.I Gave her a nice Poopus Plunging & Came Really Hard.

by Mark X Kelly May 23, 2006

Pompus Asshole

The act of being a faggot ass bitch who likes to ride dick. A pompus asshole would usually leech off your money to buy a Big Mac at McDonalds and shove it far up his ass.

Zack: Hey Luis wanna hang out?
Luis: Can we stop by at McDonalds?
Zack: Pompus asshole..

by Bitchass nigga March 12, 2009

Popussy

When your homeboy elaborately schemes in order for you to ask them to give up some butt.

Ayo would you rather smash such and such or get some popussy.

by Shilo443 April 10, 2023

poopus interruptus

when a person is sitting on the crapper and the automatic flush mechanism engages in the middle of his doing his business

he was enjoying the article on lobster fishing when the autoflush went off and disrupted his morning constitutional, causing poopus interruptus.

by elKeitho June 7, 2016

Poopus

King Kong when high.

it was poopus vs the tyrannosaurus rex.

by CaptainHappyPants August 2, 2010

Poopus

A really cute dog. Basically any dog since all dogs are cute:-)can also be used to describe other animals and babies up until a certain age when it becomes weird

“AwHshdhdhdj your dog is such a poopus”

by LiveCrabs December 23, 2018