by Lauren Rivas December 28, 2007
Get the pompoir mug.1. Unkin' to the highest degree possible. (Unkin' meaning acting high.)
2. Texting while simultaneously unkin' and acting like a porpoise (The 'por' in 'porpoinckstin' meaning porpoise in the prefix of the word.)
3. Acting in a meditational state used by Unkists ,followers of Unkism, which is the religion that consists of unkin'; in which Unkist's reach a completely peaceful state that completes their inner unkitude.
2. Texting while simultaneously unkin' and acting like a porpoise (The 'por' in 'porpoinckstin' meaning porpoise in the prefix of the word.)
3. Acting in a meditational state used by Unkists ,followers of Unkism, which is the religion that consists of unkin'; in which Unkist's reach a completely peaceful state that completes their inner unkitude.
1. "I just saw Christine screaming 'NO!' at the top of her lungs while tickling everybody in site. She's usually just unkin', but right now she has got to be porpoinckstin'!"
2. "Dude, Doug was just texting meaningless texts to Alex while making porpoise sounds!"
"It sounds to me like Doug is porpoinckstin'."
3. "It looks like that Unkist over there is having an out-of-body experience. He's probably in a porpoinckstin' state right now."
2. "Dude, Doug was just texting meaningless texts to Alex while making porpoise sounds!"
"It sounds to me like Doug is porpoinckstin'."
3. "It looks like that Unkist over there is having an out-of-body experience. He's probably in a porpoinckstin' state right now."
by lilhippomanman June 2, 2009
Get the Porpoinckstin' mug.The verb fora a man to engage in heterosexual sexual intercourse. Used due to the (vague) resemblance of a porpoise to a man's penis. Made famous by Kal Penn playing the role of Taj Mahal Badalandabad in Van Wilder.
Taj: I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.
by Manish May 14, 2006
Get the park the porpoise mug.Yet another euphemism for a penis, coined by Andrew Hussie of MS Paint Adventures. Generally used to add an element of variety to a conversation centering around the male genitalia.
1: Hey, how was your date last night?
2: Rough, my spam porpoise is aching...
or
1: blahblahblah dicks blahblahblah
2: blahblah Johnsons blahblahblah
3: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
1 & 2: Spam porpoise.
2: Rough, my spam porpoise is aching...
or
1: blahblahblah dicks blahblahblah
2: blahblah Johnsons blahblahblah
3: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
1 & 2: Spam porpoise.
by Gulstab January 26, 2010
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A pompoid will argue that the green lightsaber'ed Vader action figure is more powerful than the red lightsaber'ed vader action figure.
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