Painfully perfect

Someone who is so perfect but you can't tell them for some reason

"That girl is painfully perfect!"

"What does that mean!?"

"It means I think perfect but it's painful that I can't tell her I think it"

by The forgotten one September 2, 2014

Pointful

The opposite of pointless.

'I found your statement very pointful'

by Pollage February 21, 2008

Painfully Thick

So thick, it be causing PAIN from all the weight it put on the person.

She had said she was Painfully Thick, but what she had meant was, she had been on my 600lb Life Season 2!!!

by DNAGuy October 27, 2021

pointful

The sarcastic description of a completely ridiculous statement made by someone who lacks the ability to avoid describing an object or event in the most obvious of terms.

really, planes fly? thanks for that, that was a very pointful statement.

by berverse March 25, 2003

Pointful

having relevance

Learning history is very pointful in understanding today's societies.

by The Whitlock October 1, 2003

painfully straight

Someone who does not realize they are being hit on by someone of the same gender. This person may seem to be attracted to someone of their same gender because of their unintentional flirtiness. However, the straight aura exudes from them in waves.

Example 1:
Linda: Cheryl, it is obvious she was trying to get with you.
Cheryl: No she wasn't. She was just being really nice.

Linda: You know you are so painfully straight.
Example 2:
Jake: Bro, you were hardcore flirting with him.
Luke: No I wasn't. I was just making conversation.
Jake: Well it seemed might more than that. The guy was legit getting lusty eyes for you.

Example 3:
No homo.

by BlkSwn December 1, 2017

Pointful

The opposite of pointless

man: what's the difference between killing someone and saving someone?
man 1: the first would be pointless while on the other hand saving someone is pointful

by Mrs Zebra December 4, 2010