Jimmy big potatoes

One who lacks physical prowess and courage yet walks around with a strange gait as if to protect his gonads. His elbows poke out and he stares a lot.

Fuck dude theres Jimmy big potatoes im outta here.

by Vincerpzo November 5, 2019

Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes

A Game where one compares specific peoples worth to that of potatoes. An individual must choose to never see that person again, and have any kind of potato, or choose that person and never get to eat any potatoes ever again.

Shelly: Okay, "Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes", do you pick potatoes or my mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

Shelly: Okay, how about your mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

by Kramerk September 15, 2009

gash potatoes

The rolled up and partially dissolved bits of toilet paper found in a dirty vagina while you're eating it.

Can also refer to any creamy whitish substance found between the folds of a vagina while eating it.

Let's run a gravy train on those gash potatoes.

by The Shizifist March 23, 2011

going mashed potatoes

Going "Mashed Potatoes" on someone is where you perform the act of pulling down your partner's pants, smearing mashed potatoes (any flavor will do) onto their buttocks, and "motorboating" them between the cheeks. If done correctly there will be mashed potatoes strewn about the area where the act had taken place.

Tom: "Check out that girl in the yoga pants", Earl: "Oh yeah, if I had the chance I'd be going mashed potatoes on her all day"

by Alberto Chodema March 11, 2014

Haters gonna hate and potatoes gonna potate

a saying that means you can't stop people from doing what they do best. Let the haters hate

guy one: you're so gay
guy two : Haters gonna hate and potatoes gonna potate

by vdiddy522 September 3, 2011

charlie potatoes

Charlie Potatoes is an old British and American slang term for a man who is on top of the world in terms of either money or popularity. In the film "The Defiant Ones," the escaped convict John "Joker" Jackson (Tony Curtis) fantasizes about a time when he will be rich and popular, calling himself "Charlie Potatoes" when he talks about it.

"I'm gonna buy me a pair of buckskin shoes, with a brand-new suit and a silk shirt. And I'll be Charlie Potatoes, comin' down the street, with a Panama hat and a good-lookin' gal."

by Big Swami September 22, 2007

Go home and plant sweet potatoes

Is a taunt or jester used as an insult towards an opposing team or player during games or matches. The insult comes from the idea that the opposing player or team does not know what he or she is doing and should just go home and become a productive member of society by planting sweet potatoes as opposed to them competing and achieving nothing. The taunt is usually displayed when the tide of the match is obviously going in the favor of the one throwing the insult. The phrase is considered funny due to its reference as well as insulting due to the fact that the receiver of the insult is considered to be wasting his or her time by competing. Can be used with the word Potatoes instead depending on the cultural standing of where it is used.

Dan: oh my god man, these guys are losing so badly.

Jake: yeah, I know dude, they should just go home and plant Sweet Potatoes.

Dan: (directed towards losing team) Hey you losers! Go home and plant Sweet Potatoes!

by dreamboy14 July 1, 2010