Get the pomer mug.A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.
I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.
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by Tobyvenom September 18, 2020
Get the Pomeranian mug.A snowy, mostly flat region in northern Germany. Pomerania is famous for it's unique breed of dogs, which have proven to be very popular. Pomerania ("Pommerland" in German) is overwhelmingly forested, and is home to many different Animals, including, but not limited to, wolves ,rabbits, and owls. Pomerania Is quite sparsely populated compared to the rest of Germany. The Capital is Danzig and the population roughly 7.1 Million People
Pomerania is a Good place to go sledding or hunting. And is a fine place for a winter lodge. 10/10 Would recommend visiting.
by Definer person who has no life January 22, 2021
Get the Pomerania mug.Right before a TV show goes to commercial,
1a. the short "teaser" that attempts to entice you to continue to watch the show, or b. recaps what went on during that portion of the show
2. Needless filler for shows lacking content (see also: postmercial)
1a. the short "teaser" that attempts to entice you to continue to watch the show, or b. recaps what went on during that portion of the show
2. Needless filler for shows lacking content (see also: postmercial)
What's the point of watching Survivor anymore? The premercial already showed us who will win!
The premercial shows two contestants getting into a catfight! I can't wait for the next segment!
Why does Iron Chef America always have a 5-minute premercial recapping what just happened? Do they think we already forgot what happened 10 minutes ago?
The premercial shows two contestants getting into a catfight! I can't wait for the next segment!
Why does Iron Chef America always have a 5-minute premercial recapping what just happened? Do they think we already forgot what happened 10 minutes ago?
by Jody M September 6, 2007
Get the premercial mug.Someone who is into poo politics, or generally amused by humourous poo jokes. Can also be someone that dislikes poop.
John: "I think that the invasion of Poland by Nazi-Germany was wrong and utterly disgusting."
Poomer: "yes poopoo peepee sex big money yes?"
Anthony: "I am severely against authoritarian rule, I believe progressive states will succeed no matter the circumstance."
Poomer: "I don't like poop."
Poomer: "yes poopoo peepee sex big money yes?"
Anthony: "I am severely against authoritarian rule, I believe progressive states will succeed no matter the circumstance."
Poomer: "I don't like poop."
by Big poopoo peepee sex yes? December 14, 2019
Get the Poomer mug.Eliot is a very cool, sexy, and likable man with a chiseled jawline, and a MASSIVE phallus. He has a 6 pack, and is absaloutely goated at skating. Also his clothes are sopping wet. Not from peeing himself, he’s just dripped out from head to toe.
eliot pomeroy is the name of a man with a very large phallus.
“Oh look Samantha, there goes eliot pomeroy. I heard his phallus is very large.”
“Oh look Samantha, there goes eliot pomeroy. I heard his phallus is very large.”
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