verb; 1. The act of accidentally biting or scathing one's genitalia with the teeth during oral stimulation; 2. To rub without proper lubrication or apply pressure enough to cause dissatisfaction to the genitalia during sexual intercourse;
"If you poote my penis again you are going to recieve a black eye"
"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"
noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"
"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"
noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"
by Oil Field Trash November 23, 2006
by Crunkmasta Flex August 11, 2003
A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling gassy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.
by michael "i'm way too" long July 17, 2006
damn girl you pooted
by givemehead5 November 22, 2019
Damn!! I need to go home and change my drawers!!
Why?
I just pooted!
Yeah, I can smell it from back here motherfucker!!
Why?
I just pooted!
Yeah, I can smell it from back here motherfucker!!
by Mo Jasper November 03, 2003
by PennyMarshallll July 14, 2010
noun (colloquial)
1. a fart or shart when in polite company.
2. (vulgar) a tramp, whore or otherwise undesirable person. {Anglicised form of Spanish 'puta' or 'puto', meaning whore}
3. (familiar) a trusted friend or confidante {from French 'putain', meaning whore}
verb (colloquial)
1. the act of farting or sharting when in polite company {v. form of noun 1 above}
2. (vulgar) the act of exchange sex for money. {v. form of noun 2 above}
3. miscellaneous behaviours, actions and wanderings, to travel without direction {contracted form of pootle}
1. a fart or shart when in polite company.
2. (vulgar) a tramp, whore or otherwise undesirable person. {Anglicised form of Spanish 'puta' or 'puto', meaning whore}
3. (familiar) a trusted friend or confidante {from French 'putain', meaning whore}
verb (colloquial)
1. the act of farting or sharting when in polite company {v. form of noun 1 above}
2. (vulgar) the act of exchange sex for money. {v. form of noun 2 above}
3. miscellaneous behaviours, actions and wanderings, to travel without direction {contracted form of pootle}
noun:
1. 'Oh, Lady Hamilton-Gordon, do I detect a hint of the latest Eau-de-Vivre from Chanel about you?'
'Alas, no, Madam Watson-Wentworth, I fear you are smelling my latest poot.'
2. 'I went to M&S to buy a cauliflower, but there were a bunch of old poots standing in front of the vegetable sections for seventy-three minutes, and eventually I caved in and bought a doughnut instead.
3. 'Albert, I bought you a parsnip.'
'Why, Camille, it's just what I wanted. You really are a poot, you know.'
verb:
1. 'Good God, Lord Attlee, what was that noise?'
'Dear me, Viscount Primrose, I do believe I've pooted.'
2. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Roxanne, who was pooting around near the chav estate.'
'Ugh, she's always putting on that red light, that woman.'
3. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Sally, who was just pooting around.'
'Poor girl, she's been lost since that bloke from Oasis left her waiting.'
1. 'Oh, Lady Hamilton-Gordon, do I detect a hint of the latest Eau-de-Vivre from Chanel about you?'
'Alas, no, Madam Watson-Wentworth, I fear you are smelling my latest poot.'
2. 'I went to M&S to buy a cauliflower, but there were a bunch of old poots standing in front of the vegetable sections for seventy-three minutes, and eventually I caved in and bought a doughnut instead.
3. 'Albert, I bought you a parsnip.'
'Why, Camille, it's just what I wanted. You really are a poot, you know.'
verb:
1. 'Good God, Lord Attlee, what was that noise?'
'Dear me, Viscount Primrose, I do believe I've pooted.'
2. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Roxanne, who was pooting around near the chav estate.'
'Ugh, she's always putting on that red light, that woman.'
3. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Sally, who was just pooting around.'
'Poor girl, she's been lost since that bloke from Oasis left her waiting.'
by CochonsurVelo November 29, 2013