Plurp

Usually referring to the word lurp

A tall lanky person, who can't quite handle him/herself during physical activities, basketball, running etc. White or pale looking and fat. Despite his/her height their gut sticks out to quite an extent and when they show you this gut you will shudder in disgust.
Adam: Omg! look at Brent he's taller than the locker and yet he looks fat. Brent your such a plurp!

Brent: I am not a plurp!
by Baacke December 02, 2007
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Plurp

His last status update was "Plurp", so I guess he's just as excited for the concert tonight as I am.
by Morrighan42 October 17, 2011
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Plurping

The sound Mayonnaise makes when mixed with a spoon or knife in the jar.
While making a sandwich John used a knife to scoop mayonnaise out of a jar. The plurping noise as he whipped the mayonnaise made his girlfriend gag.
by Bakked August 03, 2022
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Plurp

To orgasm instantly after seeing a person with a buzz cut
I'm gonna plurp if I see that guy again
by TrendySpending March 07, 2024
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