Plurp

Pleasant restless anticipation.

His last status update was "Plurp", so I guess he's just as excited for the concert tonight as I am.

by Morrighan42 October 17, 2011

Plurp

To orgasm instantly after seeing a person with a buzz cut

I'm gonna plurp if I see that guy again

by TrendySpending March 7, 2024

Plump Sister

A woman who has put on a few pounds since the last time that a random 72 year old Uncle will say to Larry, the cousin twice removed, this kind of thing:

Uncle: "Golly! That's Suzanne? She has gotten to be a real Plump Sister since the last time I saw her."
Larry: "Must've been back in the Seventies. Before the kid. Kids. Who knows."

Uncle: "It was May 1979. When they got married...wow she just blimped out!" Larry: "Total butterball. Plump Sister, shame."

by MissPriss9 January 12, 2019

Forrest Plump

A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.

Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.

by Eddy July 30, 2007

el plumpino

When you do a girl up the ass and shove all but your balls in.

"Hey, I gave Laura an El Plumpino last night and my dick was covered in shit!"

by hohohohohohohohoha October 8, 2008

Plurped

Ejaculated, cum

Plurped is a word that describes the act of ejaculating with a hint at the sound it would also make.

When you have released your seed you have plurped.

Ex: "oh man I couldnt hold it in any longer and plurped on her face"

Or: "I was so busy watching the porn on my laptop i didnt realise i had plurped on the keyboard"

Also: "Yeah girl, keep rubbing it like that and i'll plurp"

by Scratchy McBall March 13, 2011

cracking plur

A cracking plur is an amazing football with real skills.

Wow Cristiano Ronaldo is an absolute cracking plur

by Hugo sniffer July 31, 2017