plochered

To be told one thing and have the opposite happen.

Gene told me everything was going to be fine and then "plochered" me out of all my chips

by benzo92 June 24, 2009

Ploch

When something bad or upsetting happens. Distressing.

"John died? Oh that's ploch."

*Drops sandwich* "Aw, ploch".

by BrendaBog August 10, 2018

Plonched

To get drunk to the point of no return. So drunk that you don't know what your doing for the next three days. Symptoms include mass amounts of time hugging toilets like your childhood teddy bear, cuddling with your same sex best friend, not knowing why you have a crazy new obsession with muttenchops, and urination to the point that everything below your waste becomes waterlogged.

Ryan: "What the hell happened, and why does it smell like cat food and ben-gay?"
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."

by John "Y.B. Killan" Hartman August 18, 2008

powchekapowpow

music you hear from an adult film that indicates a sexual act

So what did you last night? Some powchekapowpow.

by jillie bean September 8, 2006

Plotcha

(pronounced: Plot-Chuh)

A wet fart, usually marked by noticeable leakage down one’s leg along with a horrific, sometimes cadaverous smell. Often seen after eating at a local Mexican or Korean dive restaurant or after drinking water contaminated by raw sewage. (It is not recommended that one wear white pants on days when that individual has the plotchas.)

Boji sure had a bad case of the plotchas today.

Scott Brady is well known for letting a bad plotcha on an almost daily basis.

by Jcommerce July 29, 2007

Pittsburgh plotcher

The Pittsburgh style of calling it off with your girl in which you let a wet fart on her face after having sex. After the fart you walk out of room lettin the bitch know that youve had enough.

Greg: Barry, Jessica is getting on my nerves. I need a cool way to break up with her.

Barry: Give her the ole Pittsburgh plotcher, thats always good for a laugh

Greg: Aw yes, the we fart in face after sex. That will be a good story to tell.

See even douche bags do the Pittsburgh plotcher

by Fred NotSoDavis April 26, 2008

Plooch

The goo that comes out of your ass when you eat none fat potato chips.
Some one whos being a douche bag

Dude my skibbys are covered in plooch
Shut up bitch make me a sandwhich you plooch

by Mas Yeldarb December 18, 2008