2 definition by Mas Yeldarb

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A Tennager who spends most of his time watching full length pornos and jacking off constintly, and least 3 times a day
Dude what ever happen to ted he was cool. he dosnt get out much hes a sleamer now.

Wanna hang out tommarow. No man ill be sleamering it up tommarow its been like a week
by Mas Yeldarb June 17, 2008

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The goo that comes out of your ass when you eat none fat potato chips.
Some one whos being a douche bag
Dude my skibbys are covered in plooch
Shut up bitch make me a sandwhich you plooch
by Mas Yeldarb December 10, 2008

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