plutonium

The antithesis of Gold.

I thought I was gold.

Then I found out I was plutonium:(

by Dick Tonium July 27, 2014

plytanium

1. Seemingly high-end construction, later determined to be of dubious quality.
2. An acknowledgement of one's own less-than-stellar construction abilities.

1. A: Hey, your bookcase collapsed. B: Yeah, it's made of weapons-grade plytanium.

2. A: I sure hope my sad-ass plytanium scaffold doesn't collapse before this garage gets painted.

by Jeff Pillasch March 17, 2008

Pootronium

Lethal man-made compound utilized for boosting the yield of an SBD, thereby elevating said SBD to Pootron Bomb level.

Pootronium can be created by ingesting several known combinations of legumes, cruciferous vegetables, and cough medicine.

It is theorized that Thai food, Hefeweizen, eggs, oats, and fresh basil can also be utilized to enhance lethality and boost yield potential.

Lawrence: <yawns> "What are you having for breakfast Eugene?"

Eugene: <sneezes> "Oh, I thought a nice heaping bowl of Cracklin Oat Bran and some left over steamed broccoli would help my immune system fight off this cold. The NyQuil I took won't be enough."

Lawrence: <face turns sheet white> "Sweet jumpin' Jesus Eugene! Good thing I'm working this morning. You're brewin' a steaming batch of pootronium."

by SwordofDamocles November 27, 2010

Plotium

Any substance that seems to defy normal laws of physics for the convenience of plot in literature or film. This can take any form necessary to advance or enhance a plot and oftentimes is central to the plot its self.

Kyrptonite in the Superman series. "Magic" Bullets in movies. Firearms that never seem to run out of ammunition could be said to be filled with Plotium-made bullets, as there is a Conservation of Matter defying amount of them per magazine.
Action Hero's are usually almost entirely made out of Plotium.

Usage: "The main character's shirt must be made of Plotium because it deflected bullets even though it's just a cotton tee shirt!"

by Ozzynator October 11, 2009

Pogtonium

Pogtonium is a chemical reaction discovered by rossboomsock

it's due to the amount of poggerness when someone is pogging

not enough pogtonium for me to be impressed

by iMOKA July 7, 2020

plurtonium

The fuel provided by freeze drying hippies, and burning them as fuel. Recent studies have confirmed that this method of producing fuel is equivalent to burning coal in regards to emissions, however it will reduce America's dependency on fossil fuels.

With this goal in mind, the hippies have lined up in an effort to make the world a better place.

The President declared that plurtonium is a vital key to America's future energy plans, and outlined tax benefits for companies making the switch to the new fuel.

by Willie Foster December 21, 2007

plutonium

Super radioactive metal that turns green in the dark. Used in the Fat Man bomb, only 10kg is needed to reach critical mass (self-sustaining reaction.) If exposed to humid conditions, it can spontaneously combust.

Torch: You have a package...Plutonium!?
Slash: Yep, I was bored.
Torch: Wha...omfg...
Slash: It says the guy who discovered it kept it in a matchbox inside his desk. Weird.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 4, 2006