Plotium

Any substance that seems to defy normal laws of physics for the convenience of plot in literature or film. This can take any form necessary to advance or enhance a plot and oftentimes is central to the plot its self.

Kyrptonite in the Superman series. "Magic" Bullets in movies. Firearms that never seem to run out of ammunition could be said to be filled with Plotium-made bullets, as there is a Conservation of Matter defying amount of them per magazine.
Action Hero's are usually almost entirely made out of Plotium.

Usage: "The main character's shirt must be made of Plotium because it deflected bullets even though it's just a cotton tee shirt!"

Plotium by Ozzynator October 11, 2009

platium players card 

food/ ebt card

hey lets go to 7-11, i got the muchies, hook it up with platium players card!

platium players card by missjune August 4, 2010

the platium agent 

The Platium Agent is a fortnite clutch who also has a small popularity on Twitter and she loves a fortnite chapter 2 season 2 tier level 100 character named Midas, also tries to break to the 4th wall.

Aye yo, do you know The Platium Agent?
She's a clutch, a Midas simp, and a fine ass hispanic model

the platium agent by bigboysack October 7, 2020

PLOTUMEKODOFAROSIOUS 

when a man has a long enough dick too bend his dick all the way up his ass and have an orgasm at the moment and soon the man will get overly pleasured and his dick will come out his belly button.

that man just did a PLOTUMEKODOFAROSIOUS

PLOTUMEKODOFAROSIOUS by NC & CI August 18, 2004

plokiumjynhtbgrvfecdwxsqza 

Down in Ohio (swag), fucking all these bitches (swag, swag)
Drinking coleridge, swag so saucy (woo!)
Posted in Cleveland (woo!), drive to Columbus (swag)
Bitches suck my dick (woo!), 'cause my swag on the 100 (woo!)
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio (woo!)
Swag like Ohio (swag)
Down in Ohio (woo! Woo!)
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
We some rich, I don't give a fuck
Real nigga, gold grill
Ten thousand, no deal
No single, just me
30 thousand for a feature
Hood niggas, ten thousand
Based God, your bitch call me daddy
Where you from? I got love for Cincinnati, Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Throw that shit up
Ohio, throw that shit up, you feel me?
They know Ohio, Columbus, Cincinnati
Cleveland, throw that shit up man
It's way more spots
If you from Ohio throw that shit up
You feel me? Fuck bitches to this, get money in this
Cook to this, Based God for life
I'm based in life, showing that love
I'm swagging like Ohio, you feel me?
Woo!
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio

Down in Ohio (swag), fucking all these bitches (swag, swag) plokiumjynhtbgrvfecdwxsqza
Drinking coleridge, swag so saucy (woo!)
Posted in Cleveland (woo!), drive to Columbus (swag)
Bitches suck my dick (woo!), 'cause my swag on the 100 (woo!)
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio (woo!)
Swag like Ohio (swag)
Down in Ohio (woo! Woo!)
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
We some rich, I don't give a fuck
Real nigga, gold grill
Ten thousand, no deal
No single, just me
30 thousand for a feature
Hood niggas, ten thousand
Based God, your bitch call me daddy
Where you from? I got love for Cincinnati, Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Throw that shit up
Ohio, throw that shit up, you feel me?
They know Ohio, Columbus, Cincinnati
Cleveland, throw that shit up man
It's way more spots
If you from Ohio throw that shit up
You feel me? Fuck bitches to this, get money in this
Cook to this, Based God for life
I'm based in life, showing that love
I'm swagging like Ohio, you feel me?
Woo!
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio

plokiumjynhtbgrvfecdwxsqza by God Fears Me December 5, 2022

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025