plopatious

Beautiful, sassy, looking like a boss ass bitch ready to take on the day.

Wow Amanda I love those new jeans your wearing, you look very plopatious in them.

by Plopatious December 28, 2016

ploppopotamus

a montrously large, single-piece turd

i was backed up for a week and when i finally passed i looked in the bowl and found a ploppopotamus looking back at me

by keith-tastic April 22, 2008

Piddle Plopping

The act of peeing and pooping at the same time.

In order to save time in the bathroom, I started piddle plopping.

by frump dump slump March 14, 2009

plopper stopper

Plopper stopper-laying down sheets of toilet paper on the surface of the toilet water to arrest the backsplash on your ass.

Ever had to use a toilet at a not so clean rest stop. You don't wanna sit down and with the added elevation above the water you dread the caca water splash from the poop plop. Just lay down ample sheets of toilet paper on the surface the water to break the fall. That's a plopper stopper.

"Hey bro, that toilet was nasty. I put down a plopper stopper for sure."

"If you're going to use that restroom, I'd put down a plopper stopper."

by ED Gordo January 11, 2013

ploopage

Ploopage =(Jiggle^2 *Height)/time off ground

Maximum ploopage - jello on trampoline

All things have ploop!

*theory by Benjamin C. Paul

Wow this jello has so much ploopage!

by Ploopscientists October 27, 2022

Bedroom Poppadom

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack

The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms

by spanky goes to hollywood June 15, 2011

ploppy

Semi-derogatory term used by professional gamblers to describe just another sucker at the casino. While professional gamblers are at a blackjack table counting cards, the "ploppies" are the players at the table who the casino loves because they play the game at an average level (or below) and just don't know any better. Sometimes ploppies can get in the way of the professional players.

advantage player at Three Card Poker table: "if only the damn ploppy at third base would leave, then I could take his seat and have a clear view of the dealer's hole card each hand!"
ploppy at the table: "darn, I didn't think the dealer would have that ace!"

by gamblingman August 1, 2013