plook

verb: to exploit, capitalize upon. To leech as in a parasitic (as opposed to symbiotic) relationship.

Frank Zappa Joes' Garage, Acts II-III "Outside Now"

"JOE:
These executives have plooked the fuck out of me
And there's still a long time to go before I've
Paid my debt to society
And all I ever really wanted to do was
Play the guitar 'n bend the string like
Reent- toont- teent- toont- teenooneenoonee"

by Paul Bramscher November 17, 2006

Plook

AKA plouk. A spot, whitehead, zit, pustule, comodone.

I squeezed a load of pus from a great big plook on the tip of his nose.

by Dark Anaemic I October 09, 2013

plook

the sound a turd makes whilst dropping into toilet water

need I say anymore ? plook.

by goatmaster77 January 10, 2006

plooking

when you throw up and poop at the same time.

i was soo drunk last night i was plooking all over!

by torra borra May 19, 2004

plook

A lazy, ugly person that does something to annoy you.

Luis: Hey, I was on the computer.
Anne: Sorry, Luis, but you went to the bathroom and now I'm on it.
Luis: You're such a plook.

by Hilda and Macaroni Onions August 31, 2005

Plook

A person who gets a sexual thrill from taking a dump.

Oh my god! I heard that bobby was a plook, damn he has no life!

by Asian inductee April 01, 2010

plook

Either a vagina or an anus, but you are not sure.

Hey, did you just shove it into the wrong part of my plook?

by Earth2Mars November 01, 2020