Plinkey

Adj. This is a delightful nonsense word that my sister and I made up and used as kids to describe music from an upright player piano with tacks on the hammers.

That plinkey music always makes me think of pizza at Shakeys.

by Dr. Knapp February 23, 2009

Plonker

A stupid person

Grace!!! You absolute plonker

by Sugaronastick December 16, 2019

Plonkette

The term "plonkette" is used to describe a female version of a "plonker" and is a very light-hearted way to call someone an idiot , often used to people with affection, and when you call a woman a "Plonkette" you do so with a great big smile on you're face, and is completely non offensive.

Johnny. gosh you are making mistakes with your grammer again "You're such a plonker"

Angie , well me being a swiss dude and noticing you spelt GRAMMAR wrong !!!! Id say you are a "Plonkette" ;-)

by AberAng March 1, 2011

Plonkerdoodle

A term of affectionate rebuke. Banterful scolding. Used for remonstration, when joking or harsh words are not appropriate.

'you utter plonkerdoodle!'

by star_0f_wonder September 11, 2009

Plonkence

When someone is both a plonker and a nonce.
If you don’t know what a plonker and a nonce is, look it up Karen.

What a absolute plonkence

by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020

plonker

a willy! or a dopey person

rodney u plonker!

by deepcoveruk February 3, 2003

Ponkey

A Ponkey is synonymous with something that doesn't exist. However, many believe it exists. It doesn't. Even if it does, it's probably the turdiest thing this world has ever seen.

Hammie: Do you see that ponkey over there on that chiffarobe?
Anonymous51993: Um, not really because it's not there. It's just a figment of your imagination.
Hammie: NO ITS NOT IT'S REAL!!!
Anonymous51993: (Kills Hammie with a chiffarobe)

by Gobada March 26, 2008