Plonk

Verb. To Plonk means to run your fingers through someone's hair.

I went in for a kiss, plonking her. She freaked out. Apparently those chicks have something against touching their manicured hair.

God damnit! I just want to plonk you so bad!

by Ihatepullups December 10, 2010

Plonk

to shit and ejaculate on someones face

dude last night me and amber were doing it and i plonked all over her face.

that girl was a bitch so i plonked on her bed.

by johnnyExpress February 22, 2011

Plonk On

A full head of weave, worn by usually a black woman or girl. which looks so fake that it may have fallen from the sky and landed on your head. a plonk on.

Hey, lool. that girl's hair looks tooo fakke boyy
LOOOL. she has a PLONK ON

by Kandikueen April 3, 2011

plonk

from: the on-line hacker Jargon File, version 4.2.3:

plonk excl.,vt. Usenet: possibly influenced by British slang
`plonk' for cheap booze, or `plonker' for someone behaving stupidly
(latter is lit. equivalent to Yiddish `schmuck') The sound a {newbie}
makes as he falls to the bottom of a {kill file}. While it originated
in the {newsgroup} talk.bizarre, this term (usually written "*plonk*")
is now (1994) widespread on Usenet as a form of public ridicule.

St00oid is as st00pid oes. *PLONK*

by HTH January 26, 2003

plonk

The sound a user makes as it hits the bottom of another user's killfile bin

Some AOL user wrote:
> <snipped pointless drivel>

*PLONK*

by the_nerd December 2, 2003

plonk

Cheap wine

by daniel king February 16, 2003

plonk

in Australian slang -

1: wine. usually referring to cheap wine but not neccessarily.

2: to place something down on a surface (even one's bum).

1: do you reckon a couple of bottles of plonk will be enough for dinner?

2: hey, come'n plonk your bum down and watch the movie, darl.

by periwinkle January 13, 2005