I went in for a kiss, plonking her. She freaked out. Apparently those chicks have something against touching their manicured hair.
God damnit! I just want to plonk you so bad!
God damnit! I just want to plonk you so bad!
by Ihatepullups December 09, 2010
dude last night me and amber were doing it and i plonked all over her face.
that girl was a bitch so i plonked on her bed.
that girl was a bitch so i plonked on her bed.
by johnnyExpress February 03, 2011
A full head of weave, worn by usually a black woman or girl. which looks so fake that it may have fallen from the sky and landed on your head. a plonk on.
by Kandikueen March 14, 2011
from: the on-line hacker Jargon File, version 4.2.3:
plonk excl.,vt. Usenet: possibly influenced by British slang
`plonk' for cheap booze, or `plonker' for someone behaving stupidly
(latter is lit. equivalent to Yiddish `schmuck') The sound a {newbie}
makes as he falls to the bottom of a {kill file}. While it originated
in the {newsgroup} talk.bizarre, this term (usually written "*plonk*")
is now (1994) widespread on Usenet as a form of public ridicule.
plonk excl.,vt. Usenet: possibly influenced by British slang
`plonk' for cheap booze, or `plonker' for someone behaving stupidly
(latter is lit. equivalent to Yiddish `schmuck') The sound a {newbie}
makes as he falls to the bottom of a {kill file}. While it originated
in the {newsgroup} talk.bizarre, this term (usually written "*plonk*")
is now (1994) widespread on Usenet as a form of public ridicule.
by HTH January 26, 2003
by the_nerd December 02, 2003
in Australian slang -
1: wine. usually referring to cheap wine but not neccessarily.
2: to place something down on a surface (even one's bum).
1: wine. usually referring to cheap wine but not neccessarily.
2: to place something down on a surface (even one's bum).
1: do you reckon a couple of bottles of plonk will be enough for dinner?
2: hey, come'n plonk your bum down and watch the movie, darl.
2: hey, come'n plonk your bum down and watch the movie, darl.
by periwinkle January 14, 2005