prongus blongus

Basically used when an authority that doesn’t like swearing is around but you really want to call someone a prick. Can also be used just to spice up your vocabulary. Each word can be used individually

“Don’t be such a prongus blongus!”
Or
“You fucking prongus”

by SkeptaPurple April 20, 2018

Plorgus

The type of person who makes the worst decisions and blames their mistakes on others.

Guy a: He told me to steal the gum!
Guy b: No I didn't you Plorgus.

by Larma March 8, 2017

pongus

old egyptian god (i am very obviosly kidding)

praise the holy pongus

by lhfruhogu December 8, 2021

Plungus

Another word for a plonker

Abdul is a plungus

by H&SDampening May 24, 2019

pongus

a cool way to describe an animal that barks

that dalmation is a rate nice pongus!

by ellie scott January 13, 2009

Plongs

Plongs are dried cranberries.
Dried cranberries are not craisins
Craisins are raisins injected with flavor.

Bob -Hey can you pass me the plongs for my muffins
Jeff -Sure here you go

by MrJeff November 18, 2021

plengus

A person who loves birds and makes shit videos

Plengus is shit.

by Plengus March 17, 2022