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Plonkey

An unfortunate animal. This poor creature appears to be the result of some very peculiar genetic affiliations between an eccentric plattypus, hell bent on assimilating every other species and it's third victim, the donkey. The plight of the donkey as a species is now assured. The plattypus became a demented sexual fiend when it was spawned after the "original" beaver raped a duck.
"Shit what the shit is that humping your leg dude?"
"holy fucking jesusonapopcicle, thats a fuckin Plonkey"
"Your mama was a plonkiphile, you demented freak"
"That fucking beaver"
by sufhlke December 12, 2008
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poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.
I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper
by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020
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pinkeye fountain

It's a metaphore wich means the syringe,within heroin mixed with blood.The color of the blood is changing pink when it's mixed with the dope.-pink.Eye is the top of the needle,fountain - i think it"s preety obviously.
"...clipside of the pinkeye fountain..." - The Mars Volta - Inertiatic ESP
by Epikyros September 28, 2008
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plinkette

A house featuring college-aged "females" who are uglier than a pre-op Gretta Van Susteran on heroin. If you become aware of such a domicile, for the love of everything holy, avoid it. These "females" are not to be trusted, even though they will blow anything that walks (or maybe give a peenie pecker). Entrance into a plinkette is infectious, in the form of HIV/AIDS or syphillis
-Hey man, did you hear about that party?

-Yeah man, but that place is a total plinkette!

-Aw fuck man, let's go masturbate

-Word
by Kowalski March 1, 2005
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Pinkeye

A pinkeye is where someone does a bear cheak fart to the pillow of a friend or enemy leaving a bit of remains on the pillow so that when they go to sleep the lie of the affected area and wake up with a pink eye.
1: Ah man you got proper pinkeye'd last night

2: Tell me about it
by Almost. March 9, 2008
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pinkeye

the pussyhole, the tight hole that is exposed when the pussy lips are pulled open, the door to the hott pocket
While I was poking her pinkeye I stuck my thumb in her browneye.
by Bruzhillious August 26, 2005
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pinkeye

An unclean, unkempt person living in a small home or trailer with several generations of family which results in inbreeding and it's related birth and developmental defects.

A pinkeye keeps his or her house and yard as unclean and unkempt as themselves. Trash, car parts, furniture and animals (often goats, chickens & ducks) fill a pinkeyes house and yard.

Because their yards are the black-eye of any neighborhood, most pinkeye's live in small clusters know as a "Pinkeye Village" (the most well-known of which is located in East Taunton, MA.)

Pinkeye does is in fact relate to the medical term pinkeye as both flourish in close quarters where there is little to no hygiene.

The term pinkeye is used almost exclusively in South-Eastern Massachusetts.
Clean up this yard it's starting to look like pinkeye village!
by rte79 March 12, 2011
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