Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?
Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015
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Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?
by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019
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''You peenarse''
by SpursGirlMeg May 6, 2010
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Get the Peener mug.The shipname for Finnick Odair and Peeta Melark in the hunger games. There's a lot of sexual tension between them, and not enough fanfiction so GO WRITE SOME ALREADY.
Non-shipper: "Omg, did you see Catching Fire??"
Shipper: "Heck yeah I did! I loved the Peenick-scene the most..."
Non-shipper: "Euw, they don't even like each other... PEENISS FOR LIFE!"
Shipper: "Oh hell nah"
Shipper: "Heck yeah I did! I loved the Peenick-scene the most..."
Non-shipper: "Euw, they don't even like each other... PEENISS FOR LIFE!"
Shipper: "Oh hell nah"
by Aphrodite Red November 28, 2013
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Get the Peenk mug.A person who excessively seeks out male genitalia, or sex with men. A peen troll is often considered to be thirsty or slutty.
Person 1: "Have you met Bella? She is constantly trying to pick up guys!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she's quite the Peen Troll."
Person 2: "Yeah, she's quite the Peen Troll."
by feeshna May 27, 2015
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