Pleasanton is a strange mix of California-style suburban ennui, Silicon Valley northern satellite architecture, well-preserved older homes and buildings, and good schools.
Their high school football teams are noted for racking up impressive records against whitebread competition during the regular season, then getting the crap kicked out of them in the playoffs by toughass rednecks from schools like Oakdale in the Central Valley.
Dean's Cafe downtown is the total worldwide omelette dominator. Best place on the planet for omelettes. The end.
Overall Pleasanton is pretty darn pleasant, but it's got kind of an otherworldly, Potemkin village feel to it that's hard to qualify precisely. It's weird that way.
Their high school football teams are noted for racking up impressive records against whitebread competition during the regular season, then getting the crap kicked out of them in the playoffs by toughass rednecks from schools like Oakdale in the Central Valley.
Dean's Cafe downtown is the total worldwide omelette dominator. Best place on the planet for omelettes. The end.
Overall Pleasanton is pretty darn pleasant, but it's got kind of an otherworldly, Potemkin village feel to it that's hard to qualify precisely. It's weird that way.
by Rolfmeister May 29, 2006
okay. all you gayass people who write the bad definitions:
1. your probably from livermore, dublin, or danville. that explains it.
2. sorry. our school teams kick your asses. thats why we wear the jackets. rep.
3. prep/slut/jock/dumbfuck/goth/scene whatever. all towns have them.
4. just because we can afford nicer things than you. dont call us rich white gay preps. get over it.
5. oh. and "notapleasantonfag" or whatever; you probbly live in livermore/dublin/any-non ptown place.;)
cant wait for next season when our schools kick your asses(:
1. your probably from livermore, dublin, or danville. that explains it.
2. sorry. our school teams kick your asses. thats why we wear the jackets. rep.
3. prep/slut/jock/dumbfuck/goth/scene whatever. all towns have them.
4. just because we can afford nicer things than you. dont call us rich white gay preps. get over it.
5. oh. and "notapleasantonfag" or whatever; you probbly live in livermore/dublin/any-non ptown place.;)
cant wait for next season when our schools kick your asses(:
by youwishyouwereaptwoner. March 20, 2010
a place full of white republicans and close minded people.
the high schools are made up of
-mainly rich rich white girls that spend all of their parents money at the one mall in town. They are the ones in the slutty clothes that dress up as victoria secret models for halloween. They like sex and clothes...thats about it
-jock boys that love steroids and alcohol. They smoke weed and do drugs since everyone in pleasanton can afford that. They drive the most expensive cars they can get. They have sex with the girls above. They wear socks that go above their ankles and they all have the same style (those vans everyone has, the long socks, baseball jackets, diamond earrings, shaved heads). They are the most annoying people you will meet.
-the scene freshman. They wear bright colors, dye their hair, listen to retarded music, carry skateboards, they like suspenders, they make out with each other, they shop at either hot topic or zumiez. it looks like they jumped out of a coloring book. SUPER ANNOYING
-the scene/hxc/emo/goth kids. As stated before, they wet themselves to MSI. they shop ONLY at hot topic. They conform to every "non-conformist" thing. They wear the ugliest things (tripp pants, chains, mesh, fish nets, skull candy headphones, video game t-shirts, huge belts, scarves, tutus) I have no clue where they get their style, but honestly....come on!!! They watch pokemon, play their gameboys, smoke weed, drink, cry about their feelings, they are almost all gay, they are all sluts, they are almost all douchebags.
-normal kids. They are there doing nothing
and that is what pleasanton is made of.
the high schools are made up of
-mainly rich rich white girls that spend all of their parents money at the one mall in town. They are the ones in the slutty clothes that dress up as victoria secret models for halloween. They like sex and clothes...thats about it
-jock boys that love steroids and alcohol. They smoke weed and do drugs since everyone in pleasanton can afford that. They drive the most expensive cars they can get. They have sex with the girls above. They wear socks that go above their ankles and they all have the same style (those vans everyone has, the long socks, baseball jackets, diamond earrings, shaved heads). They are the most annoying people you will meet.
-the scene freshman. They wear bright colors, dye their hair, listen to retarded music, carry skateboards, they like suspenders, they make out with each other, they shop at either hot topic or zumiez. it looks like they jumped out of a coloring book. SUPER ANNOYING
-the scene/hxc/emo/goth kids. As stated before, they wet themselves to MSI. they shop ONLY at hot topic. They conform to every "non-conformist" thing. They wear the ugliest things (tripp pants, chains, mesh, fish nets, skull candy headphones, video game t-shirts, huge belts, scarves, tutus) I have no clue where they get their style, but honestly....come on!!! They watch pokemon, play their gameboys, smoke weed, drink, cry about their feelings, they are almost all gay, they are all sluts, they are almost all douchebags.
-normal kids. They are there doing nothing
and that is what pleasanton is made of.
by loserkid123456789 April 14, 2009
types of people:
1. 55% of all the pleasantonite kids fall in to this catagory: aitheist or aganostic though their parents were raised christan or jewish so they still have to go to church. they make up the middle of the road group in the schools, the kids who get moderate to good grades and get in only a little trouble, often suck ups or sluts.
2.15% of the kids in pleasanton are waaay too christain and make fun of gay people and mexicans. they think their cooler than they realy are and show it. they often pretend to be skaters or gangsters and tell everyone storys about how tough they are.
3.15%...skaters. they too think that their realy awsome for the most part. some are cool and merge into the "punks" but a majority think that they are the best skater in town. also called "fgo kids" many smoke and drink, and quite a few smoke weed as well, shrooms not uncommon.
4.5%...punks. this includes all the kids that listen to underground bayarea punk, hardcore, noise, rockabilly ect. to be in this group you must also go to "shows" that play the music listed above. the main venue for pleasantonite punks, unity closed a few years ago so now most shows are held at the famous gilman in berkeley and house shows in the tri valley
5.3% these kids only play video games. they never leave thier house exept for school. they are often fat.
6.3% hippies these kids are very concerned with whats going on in the world today. they usualy get in trouble alot in and out of school and listen to old music from the 60's and hate modern rap and hip hop. they get called gay by the "popular" kids but dont realy care what people say about them too much. pot and shrooms are the drugs of choice for these kids and at home they make their parents buy free range meant, oraganic food and drinks, and hemp clothing.
the city: pleasanton is an upper middle class city with some rich neiborhoods. there is not very much to do, but downtown, the movie theater, and the mall are popular. crime is low and cops have way too much to do so get mad at kids for basicly nothing. some kids hang out in abandond houses and under bridges and on roofs, especially the hippies and punks
1. 55% of all the pleasantonite kids fall in to this catagory: aitheist or aganostic though their parents were raised christan or jewish so they still have to go to church. they make up the middle of the road group in the schools, the kids who get moderate to good grades and get in only a little trouble, often suck ups or sluts.
2.15% of the kids in pleasanton are waaay too christain and make fun of gay people and mexicans. they think their cooler than they realy are and show it. they often pretend to be skaters or gangsters and tell everyone storys about how tough they are.
3.15%...skaters. they too think that their realy awsome for the most part. some are cool and merge into the "punks" but a majority think that they are the best skater in town. also called "fgo kids" many smoke and drink, and quite a few smoke weed as well, shrooms not uncommon.
4.5%...punks. this includes all the kids that listen to underground bayarea punk, hardcore, noise, rockabilly ect. to be in this group you must also go to "shows" that play the music listed above. the main venue for pleasantonite punks, unity closed a few years ago so now most shows are held at the famous gilman in berkeley and house shows in the tri valley
5.3% these kids only play video games. they never leave thier house exept for school. they are often fat.
6.3% hippies these kids are very concerned with whats going on in the world today. they usualy get in trouble alot in and out of school and listen to old music from the 60's and hate modern rap and hip hop. they get called gay by the "popular" kids but dont realy care what people say about them too much. pot and shrooms are the drugs of choice for these kids and at home they make their parents buy free range meant, oraganic food and drinks, and hemp clothing.
the city: pleasanton is an upper middle class city with some rich neiborhoods. there is not very much to do, but downtown, the movie theater, and the mall are popular. crime is low and cops have way too much to do so get mad at kids for basicly nothing. some kids hang out in abandond houses and under bridges and on roofs, especially the hippies and punks
by anonamouys January 16, 2008
Pleasanton is probably the most ghetto place in the SF bay area. Everyone there has escalades and ferraris and bmws. The kids there can actually AFFORD drugs, so theres no crime or nothing.
Guy 1: Dude I wanna go to a place where I dont have to kill people for drugs!
Guy 2: Go to pleasanton!
High school girl: OMG SEX!
Guy 2: Go to pleasanton!
High school girl: OMG SEX!
by MalikThaNigga April 18, 2011
stupid town in the east bay area with a bunch of entitled white kids. they all think they’re the shit and have juuls to try to look hard but they’ll tell on u if u call them a bitch. everyone is fake annoying and rich. 90% of the white boys there say slurs and try to act tough. every house there is like 1mil+ so shut them up if they say they’re from the streets. bonus bitch points if they call it ptown. i won’t even start on the karens there. don’t get caught going two over the speed limit or j walking because they will call in and report u.
have u ever gone to pleasanton?
no i heard the initiation process of entering there is someone shoving a stick up ur ass.
no i heard the initiation process of entering there is someone shoving a stick up ur ass.
by leavemealone333 March 31, 2021
Pleasanton is a bland, boring upper-middle class suburb, where everyone lives in ludicrous McMansions, drives luxury European cars, and the kids have 5,000 extracurricular activities. Everything is very clean. The town mall, Stoneridge, had a reputation in the 90's for being the most upscale mall for miles. The sun is always shining (literally).
In other words, Pleasanton is Stepford, Bay Area-style. You may never again see such a high concentration of Stepford-ness in California (right down to voting Republican!).
Perhaps the only difference from Stepford-land is the diversity. Pleasanton was a haven for rich, Republican WASPs in the 80's and 90's. Now the town is dominated by Jewish, East Asian and Indian millionaires.
In other words, Pleasanton is Stepford, Bay Area-style. You may never again see such a high concentration of Stepford-ness in California (right down to voting Republican!).
Perhaps the only difference from Stepford-land is the diversity. Pleasanton was a haven for rich, Republican WASPs in the 80's and 90's. Now the town is dominated by Jewish, East Asian and Indian millionaires.
Foothill High Kid: I wanted to organize a charity event with the kids over in Oakland, but when I emailed our principal about it, the whole administration reacted in horror.
Foothill High Mom: I would hope so. We would never allow you to mix with kids from Oakland and I'm glad the school understands that!
Foothill High Kid: Mom, you sound like all the other Stepford wives in Pleasanton, CA.
(based on a true story. Yes, really.)
Foothill High Mom: I would hope so. We would never allow you to mix with kids from Oakland and I'm glad the school understands that!
Foothill High Kid: Mom, you sound like all the other Stepford wives in Pleasanton, CA.
(based on a true story. Yes, really.)
by dearstabby4u October 21, 2012