you played yourself

dk khaled

"congratulations you played yourself"

by gambitcornbitbae January 30, 2016

you played yourself

Got yourself exited for nothing

"Aye man there is 7 cats in that car"
*they look*
"Man you played yourself

by Fagass69 February 04, 2016

congratulations you played yourself

This is a quote from DJ Khalid that means that you had set yourself up for something bad.

So you kicked your bed and it broke congratulations you played yourself.

by Gerrison November 27, 2016

Don't ever play yourself

A phrase used to warn somebody not to reveal weaknesses that they might have such as planning their own surprise party or eating a McDonalds after working out. Dj Khaled is the spokesperson for not playing yourself.

-"I miss my bitch so much, I want her back homie."
Reply: "Nigga you broke up with her. Don't ever play yourself man."

by Keith Conlan September 11, 2016

playing with yourself

the act of playing with your genital organs in order to get pleasure

If I see you playing with yourself I'll get all turned up.

by hazelkid September 18, 2006

Playing with yourself

To masturbate

Do you like playing with yourself? 'cause I DO.

by 6/8/14 June 08, 2014

play multiplayer by yourself

to masturbate or jack off

I have to go.

Why? To play multiplayer by yourself?

by m2150 November 11, 2007