robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.

My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)

by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014

Platting your Poo

to waste time doing something that is totally pointless and has no real value to it.

Can be used as an insult to a time wasting procrastinator who would do anything rather than something productive.

hey stop "Platting your Poo" and get over here!

what have you been doing all day, "Platting your Poo"?

by Pinkcass March 8, 2010

Disc-placing

A new hilarious teen trend, disc-placing is taking millennial by storm. It's a brand new disc golf prank that's easy to pull and fun for all. Simply place a disc in the pin, preferably a driver to make it more convincing, take a picture, and send it to all your friends claiming to have made a hole-in-one. Then sit back and enjoy the congratulations.

"hey dudes check it out (texts pic of disc in pin). I aced it"
"awesome, bro"
"Great job, man"
"are you sure you weren't disc-placing?"
"no, dad." (snickers)
"you'd better not have. Because if I find out you were, you're grounded next weekend. And no listening to Everclear."

by willyfromCLT March 31, 2015

plating out

The act of performing oral sex to a woman's genitalia in a hungry fashion removing all secreted bodily fluids

Gertrude came in my mouth as I was plating out her pussy

by Alf Hart December 29, 2007

planting seeds

when a man talks to a bunch of girls letting them all know he likes them but doesnt get to deep so he can keep his options open.

dude"hey what where you talking to ashley about?

dude # 2" just planting seeds"

by sebastan vrontisis February 16, 2009

planting seeds

the act of severely flirting with or dropping suggestive hints on a girl while she has a boyfriend so you can "cultivate" her after they break up

person 1: you see me planting seeds on that chick
person 2: PF 20's gonna kill you

by Ryan Bottary May 22, 2006

planting tulips

the act of kissing or performing a kiss like action to another person
(i.e. usually oral sex)

I've heard she's great at planting tulips.

by killer September 16, 2003