Pootis

Pootis or noun~ phu-tos
It is the meaning of life.
*cry everytime*

I love pootis. Its the meaning of life.

by I AM NOT DEADPOOL July 31, 2017

Pootis Pow

A special skill of advanced TF2 hoovies where they first of all equip either the Stock, Saxxy, Apoco-fists or Holiday punch, taunt, and quickly say the "put dispenser here" voice-line. This gives the effect of, if done right, saying "Pootis Pow"

Hoovy: *pretends hand is gun* pootis POW haha!

by Bottt_urban April 14, 2021

Pootis

Pootis (pootispenserus gottamon) is a disease caught by eating too many sandwiches or it may be caught hereditarily. Pootis causes the person who catches it to change appearance resembling a bulky, bald man with a newly-shaved beard in a red soldier suit. The disease also causes the person to have bug eyes and say “Pootis” instead of words (with the exception of a few basic words). One in 4 people are born with Pootis and 207 people catch it everyday. See how you can help at bitly.com/1H9DQSz

He’s in hospital with a severe case of pootispenserus gottamon. I just hope I never ca—

Are you alrigh—

POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS

by Treejog August 19, 2018

Among Us Potion

This potion was forged by the gods of among us but some bozo named N&A Productions drank it and had an overdose so now its just piss which has now ended up in the ocean

Did you drink the among us potion phil?
No N&A Productions did

by Gfuel_Master123 May 3, 2021

Photirath

A disgraceful and embarrassing name in the human world. People with this name are considered very energetic, although they lack the modesty, thus making them one of the most biggest dickheads in society.

PHOTIRATH YOU MORON!

by MrTrollXD April 21, 2010

Walking Potion

A rather powerful alcoholic mix usually prepared before a long day out. Generally 10% sugar and 90% Whisky, it is prepared in a thermos for gradual consumption. Coined by comic book artist Brad Neely for the character Baby Cakes.

"Walking Potion: Ten parts sugar, nintey parts whisky!"

by Keeper Garrett April 16, 2009

Pjotr

Pjotr will unintentionally stimulate your latent sapiosexuality by being a seemingly ordinary dude with maxed out brawn, perception, wisdom, intelligence, charisma, and resolve. He is painfully too humble to admit he may be the next phase of human evolution.

"Yo Pjotr"
"Hello there."
"General Kenobi."

by moogie moogie moogie moogie July 23, 2019