pizzlefarweez

The act of pissing, farting, and sneezing all at the same time; more likely to be performed by aging adults, especially older males while using the bathroom.

“It was hilarious to hear grandpa pizzlefarweez in the Men’s Room at the movie theater last night.”

by LizzyJaneS August 3, 2018

The Pizzle

Slang For PSL(Port St.Lucie) & the entire county.
Fort Pierce
Eden
Eldred
Fort Pierce North
Fort Pierce South
Hutchinson Island South
Indian River Estates
Lakewood Park
North Hutchinson Island
River Park
St. Lucie West
Tradition
Walton
White City
All of the 772 area code

"Im so glad im bacc to the pizzle!"
"Dont go down tha wrong road in Fort Pizzle"

by Siccloc1 July 26, 2013

Fells Pizzle

slang word for Fells Point, an area in Baltimore City known for its many bars and night life

Sorry I couldn't make it tonight, I decided ladies night at a bar in Fells Pizzle would be more fun.

by Gallowayknowsbest December 16, 2011

pizzle-whapped

adj. Excessively bossed around by a boyfriend or husband; overly submissive to a male

"That biatch is so pizzle-whapped that she won't even go to the bathroom without checking with her boyfriend!!"

by Ojay Krunk March 18, 2004

pizzlesprung

adj: thrown into a state agitation, confusion, excitement, or more often, a combination of the three.

When juggling too many simultaneous tasks I sometimes become pizzlesprung and lose focus on all tasks as opposed to just one.

by edified October 8, 2007

Pizzle Rat

A Pizzle Rat is a name given to a dirt ball piece of garbage that hails from Port St. Lucie Florida. Not all Port St. Lucie residents are Pizzle rats. Pizzle Rats include, but are not limited too; dirt balls, hip gun toting wannabe gangsters, jigaboos (not to be confused with blacks), mud sharks, and retarded douchebags that try to pimp their piece of shit 1990 ford mustang and attempt to pass it off as a maserati.

me-"look at that guy standing on the side of the road with the cash for gold sign."

friend- "he looks like a cocaine cowboy that just stepped out of the 80's."

me- "it's to be expected... dudes definitely a Pizzle Rat."

by SoundAdvice September 21, 2009

The Pizzler

A theoretical super villain that can control male genitalia at will. Some known applications of the Pizzler's powers include: forcing any pizzle to attain an erection, causing any pizzle to attain an orgasm, altering the size, shape, and consistency of any pizzle, pizzle explosion, and altering any part of his body into a prehensile pizzle or pizzles.

Females are known to be The Pizzler's greatest weakness, as his powers can not affect them directly. Additionally, attractive females may cause The Pizzler to lose control of any part of his body that has taken the form of a pizzle.

The origins of The Pizzler are unknown, though experts speculate that he evolved from a combination of mutagen, nanomachines, and Japanese tentacle porn. The Pizzler's name originates from the superhero "The Dazzler" from the popular comic book series the X-men.

It should be noted that term "pizzle" when used in reference to The Pizzler denotes any male phallus, not simply a bull's penis as the term is most often used. The reason for this is most likely because the word pizzle is inherently funny, and considered less vulgar than the word penis, enabling greater use in general speech and public places.

I'll get you some day The Pizzler! (unknown superhero)

by PizGiz January 15, 2008