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Pirate Shit

When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.
Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.
by JesseIU May 12, 2015
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punani pirate

The punani pirate was chasing me yelling, "You no pay! you owe fifty dollar!" when she tripped and her prosthetic leg fell off. I was home free now, free sex from a Thai hooker.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
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Pirate Tawna Bandicoot

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is a hot Bandicoot with THICC thighs, booty, and boobs. She's in the game, Crash Bandicoot 4 - It's about time.
Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is THICC! She's sexy and hot!
by CognitiveFuel July 21, 2023
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Pirate Tawna Bandicoot

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is a hot jot Bandicoot in the game Crash Bandicoot 4 it's about time. Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is Thicc and has nice boobs, legs, and ass.
Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is sexy! Oh yeah!
by CynderFanclub July 18, 2023
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Pirate Tawna Bandicoot

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is a hot Bandicoot! Urban Dictionary probably won't add the definition because of being run by rebublicans! Rebublicans.
Pirate Tawna Bandicoot from Crash 4 is hot! If you don't add it, then you have Awful lot of ADHD!
by CynderFanclub July 19, 2023
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Ninja Pirate

You take a parrot and place it on the womans shoulder, then while stood behind her shout 'Polly want a cracker?!' When she turns around to see what you are doing you bob down and lick her love tunnel without her expecting with such force and vigor she looses her footing twist her ankle and walks like she has a peg leg to the bed with a parrot still on her shoulder.
Friend: Why are you walking like a pirate?
Girl: Oh, that's the result of a nuff buff piece of ass doing a Ninja Pirate on me...
by AWTH August 4, 2017
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