Brett Pitman

The greatest footballer to ever exist. Hates gays, plays for Swindon town used to go to IIL.

Ur moms lover “My grandad is Brett Pitman”
Ur dads lover “Well u just got Pitmaned”

by PPgamer May 3, 2021

Pulling A Pitman

When a journalist ignores a credible story and decides to tweet bad hot takes about football.

Keith ignored a congressional candidate’s tweets and instead was pulling a pitman and wrote about how cool football players are.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022

Jack Pitman

Totally awsome name for a british dude. Usually has a fondness for eyeliner and snowpants. Oft times is cheated on by gf with badass ryans.

Damn look at that kid in the snowpants deffinatley a Jack Pitman.

by R.D. Kelly June 4, 2009

Dan Pitman

Penis loving mother fucker

That guy is like a Dan Pitman, he’s a pernis loving mother fucker

by Long Dong McSlong October 18, 2019

A Pitman

When a vape gets cum in it.

Hey can I hit that? Yeah but it's a Pitman.

Can I hit your vape? Yeah but brush your teeth first I don't want this to turn into a Pitman.

by DickMuncher1234 January 5, 2024

Luis Pitman

A beautiful hot sexy man named luis pitman who is a big strong boy who eats all his vegetables and is now bug and strong like his dad

Luis Pitman you need to finish your vegetables before you have dessert so you become big and strong

by halal bean burger May 1, 2025

Craig Pitman

Craig pitman is a big boy who is blonde just like his son Luis, he birthed Luis not his wife. he is so cool and i want to be like him when i grow up and have a beautiful haircut just like him.

i love craig pitman he is next to lebron and jesus
amen

stop mom, im trying to watch craig pitman.

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025