Pistivity

The highest level of being pissed. The height of you plus the person your pissed at.

I have reached my level of PISTIVITY.

by Asia J October 7, 2010

pitisch

noise made when doing a slap handshake - adapted from the noise will and jazz made after a slap handshake on the fresh prince of bel-air and traditionally used when parting.

two people (together): pitisch!

by potato - boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew April 3, 2007

pisticuffs

n. A comical, drunken attempt at combat.

Those two blokes at the bar got into some pisticuffs.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Pisstistity Level

A scale from 1 to 5 to explain to how loaded your fishing buddy was:

1. Lionel Hutz
2. Richard Burton
3. George Jones
4. Charles Buckowski
5. Shane Mcgowan.

A person is added to the scale to allow for a more graphic explaination.

His pisstistity level was like a 5. He would have given Shane Mcgowan a run for his money. We had to take the the bottle off him before he broke it over his bosses head.

by slightly sarcastic December 30, 2010

Piscisurinaephobia

The irrational fear that a fish has had a piss in any kind of water, (could be in a bottle, lake, river, sea, just anything with that sweet life juice) and so should be avoided at all costs.

Hey Will lets go swim around in that lake.
No! We can't! A fish has had a piss in that lake! If we swim in that we'll die!
Damn. Looks like Will has Piscisurinaephobia.

by 1cmcockleader June 26, 2020

pistiar

To consume large amounts of beer, liquor or both at any given time to the point you cant walk or see straight and hit on any random bitches that are in your vicinity

Ahorra vamos a pistiar hasta ya no puedo caminar!!!!

by someguy1335 May 5, 2010

pissist

A follower of the religion of Pissism, from the infamous Minecraft Server EarthMC

"Hey why isn't Charles going to Church?"
"Oh him? well, he's Pissist"

by cbtmachine April 17, 2020